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TEST DRIVE #12

TEST DRIVE MEME #12


CONTENT WARNINGS: body modification (new arrivals); animal trafficking; genetically modified animals.

▶ 001. ARRIVAL / CAFETERIA. (NEO TOKYO BASE).

It happens in the blink of an eye, a dash of time – you're taken from where you were. What you were doing... it isn't important any more, and slowly, you give up the desire of your normal life. When you awaken, figures are looking down on you from a surgical table.

"Yeah, this one will do. Let's take them to the rest." That's all you see before losing consciousness again, only to wake up in a pod with many others.

"Your questions will be answered soon enough, as I'm sure you will have many," a female, robotic voice says.

Just then, you regain consciousness in a pool of stasis liquid along with many others. You realize you are underground. Your new life is about to begin... whether you like it or not.


Welcome to Neo Tokyo. Pods drain their stasis fluid, which wakes each Outsider and they emerge from their pod in only undergarments. Directed to a locker room in the medical bay, they find a towel to dry off with and a set of gray loungewear to wear as LILITH makes the final decision in assigning the Outsiders to their rightful teams. If a character has any accessibility needs, they will be found here.

It's around this time they will feel a sharp pain at the back of their eyes, almost like there’s a foreign body lodged on the inside of their head. This pain will subside quickly as their body adapts to the changes, but there will always be a sensation of something being not quite right; that their bodies have been changed forever. It might take some getting used to, but over time the sensation will become familiar. In the stasis pods, all Outsiders have been surgically fitted with ocular and brain implants that will enable them to communicate with LILITH and the rest of the crew, as well as providing them the information they require. Almost like a computer screen has been loaded into their brains, they will see a loading screen as the implant completes its download.

A questionnaire will then pop up, waiting for their answer. A voice, robotic and feminine, will also read along in their brain for them.

█ █ █ LOADING COMPLETE 
 BEGIN ORIENTATION 

Name:
Username:
Civilian Identity:
Age:
Species:
Origin:
Syndata File:

What’s the weirdest nickname someone has ever given you?



Outsiders will receive a quick debrief about their situation: they will be told that the year is 2279, and they have been taken to Neo Tokyo, one of the last bastions of mankind in a world terrorized by various Kaiju and monsters. Only a third of the population remains, and LILITH has gathered talented people from other dimensions here as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Outsiders are free to continue asking LILITH questions through their implant, but there’s no guarantee that they will provide them with a straight answer.

Outsiders will also notice an implant in their dominant wrist. This implant has a barcode in it that will enable them to purchase goods from the local stores in Neo Tokyo. They will receive a starting balance of 15,000 KRYPTOS (about USD 100), which is barely enough for a few good meals, groceries, and supplies. They can view their current balance through a hologram window projected by their ocular implant.

In the cafeteria area, food is being served. The kitchen can be seen, and a few robots are busy stirring pots and preparing the dishes. The current offerings are mostly vegan and vegetarian dishes, with a range of curries, rice and simple noodles. As most robotic staff have been directed to finish rebuilding parts of the base, Outsiders will also be encouraged to make their own food. Finding your own ingredients might be trickier, however, especially with the dubious nature of the meats.


"Greetings, my name is SYNTHIA and I will be taking care of you today. Worry not, my children. You are in safe hands."


▶ 002. FOLLOW THE RABBIT.

With the arrival of new allies and the return of experienced members from abroad, everyone is allowed some time to relax and settle in. The temperature outside cools down and offers everyone a break from the suffocating heat of summer. There is still some time before the official first day of the autumn season but that isn't going to stop Neo Tokyo from ditching summer. It's time to bring out the sweaters and get some artificially flavored pumpkin spice!

In particular, the city is preparing for the Autumn Equinox at the beginning of the month. Cafes and restaurants begin to launch seasonal items meant to evoke the image of the full moon like sugar cookies, egg sandwiches, dango filled with custard, and more. Meanwhile, department stores sell goods with full moon and rabbit motifs. These are all rare and exclusive treats that citizens look forward to every year.

If you look at the bright neon adverts of the city, you might suddenly see a pixelated white rabbit appear. It jumps from advertisement to advertisement. Sometimes the white rabbit even leaves the advertisements to hop across the holographic graffiti in the city. According to local urban legend, if you can follow the white rabbit long enough, it will take you to the moon and you'll learn a secret about the world. Others say the white rabbit is the AI assistant of an eccentric billionaire and if you follow the white rabbit, you'll win a million KRYPTOS. More jaded commenters on the net think it's just a publicity stunt for hacker artists.

Whatever the truth is, the city is gripped by rabbit mania and everyone is trying to chase the rabbit to learn what it is. News outlets, public officials, and even LILITH begin to issue statements about it. They warn people not to follow the white rabbit into dangerous places and advise against following suspicious bots.

If you decide to follow the white rabbit, it will lead you on a chase until the night of the first full moon. It will eventually lead you to a quiet, scenic place in the city like the top of a building or a park. You will receive a message from MOON_RABBIT.AI with an attachment link. Clicking on it will automatically download an accessory upgrade. All characters will receive a bunny ear headband. The message simply says, "Look at the beautiful moon. 🌕🐇"

No secrets are revealed, no money is found, and no coupons are earned. Maybe the real moon rabbit is the friends you made along the way. Enjoy the view!



▶ 003. CUSTOMS CAN'T STOP ME.

The Outsiders were not the only things to arrive in Neo Tokyo on the return from Mexico City. LILITH has been given some intel from their sources across the city that a significant number of animals were smuggled into the city by various sources, and the black market (which might be familiar to some Outsiders) is rife with the creatures. The mission is simple: infiltrate the market once more and find the source of the smuggling. The exotic pet market is developing, and LILITH wants it stopped.

Things are a little more complicated than they have been in the past, however. Previous adventures into the market had found Outsiders chasing down kaiju and small animals that had been smuggled here and there and attempting to apprehend the criminals, but this time it is a mixture of the smaller kaiju from Mexico and some kind of genetically modified hybrid animals alongside them. Where these strange hybrids came from is unknown, but they look more grotesque and dangerous than their kaiju counterparts.

While the pet market had been filled with animals that were far less dangerous before, this time the creatures are on the more deadly side: wildcats and large birds that are angry at their captivity and prepared to lash out at whoever comes close, no matter who they might be. They don’t understand the difference between captor and savior, so it might be tricky to catch them without gaining yourself a few scars for it.

There’s also the risk of getting involved in a deal; funnily enough, smugglers don’t take too kindly to being found out, and the people buying aren’t interested in being caught. It can be hard to track down where the deals are being made and to intercept them, but LILITH will be glad to hear of anyone who is prevented from taking part in this shady business. LILITH will be doubly pleased with Outsiders who are able to find the source of the smuggling ring and report back to the with their findings.

As before, Outsiders can find a range of different services in the markets: recreational drugs, performance-enhancing nanobots, assorted weapons (some legal and some not), unlabelled meats, the 
 services of suspicious people, and terrifying amount of junk.


▶ 004. SIMULATION: KAIJUMANJI.

It's an ordinary day when the Outsiders are called in for regular training. Those who choose to arrive early will get to head into the room and mingle with each other. Once everyone has arrived, the room will light up and everyone will find themselves wearing the LILITH plugsuits and have options to download their personal inventory or borrow weapons from LILITH's weapons database. They will also be sorted into teams of various sizes.

"Who is ready for something different? Can I get a HELL YEAH? Trust me, you guys are just gonna love this, but I also gotta ask.. WANNA PLAY A GAME?"


The room begins to whirr as the system boots up. Usually, this would be the part where the entire room takes on the appearance and sounds of a new environment. Instead, the room maintains the same appearance. One might almost think the simulation hasn't started but the sound of music from the speakers hints that something is going on.

Each team will suddenly receive a virtual "map" and a die. The virtual "map" will have markers with their names at the starting point. Given how the "map" looks and the die, it's obvious this is some sort of board game they are all expected to play. Each player must take turns rolling the die and moving ahead on the board. Most of the spaces have an effect of some sort. Upon landing on an effect tile, an event will happen. While each team has a map, some teams may have alternate versions with different kaiju and events.

The game starts in the simulation room and everyone will be free to move around throughout the virtual base and Neo Tokyo as they play. If the game becomes too much, they can try to log out of the simulation but it won't work. Instead, they'll receive an error message and an ominous explanation. The game will continue until someone reaches the end and yells, "Kaijumanji"!

After someone reaches the end, the simulation (and music) will end and they will find themselves in the simulation room.


▶ 005. TOUCH GRASS.

As with all simulations, the effects feel real so everyone can feel like they are being hurt or subjected to whatever elements occur. However, all effects should end with the simulation. It appears that the new software is a little too realistic and many Outsiders are left feeling a phantom pain called "simulated pain." Though they are physically unharmed, they still feel as though they were injured and experience pain, poison effects, or difficulty using their powers or equipment.

They will be taken to the Medical Bay to receive care. Since there is nothing physically wrong with them, the staff and Nurse Robots focus on treating the symptoms the best they can. Depending on the situation, some people may receive real medication while others receive placebos to help trick the mind into recovering. While they are being treated, they will run system diagnostics and try to debug their brain implants. It is a slow process given the sensitive nature of the issue. Unfortunately, debugging will only do so much while they are cooped up in the med bay.

The best way to cure simulated pain is to get out and experience the real world. So while it may be difficult, Outsiders will be asked to mingle around the base and go out into the city to eat a real meal and touch real grass. Holding hands also seems to produce effects similar to healing touch even if the other person does not have the upgrade. By feeling something real, the mind can recalibrate and debug itself.

Everyone recovers at different rates but over time, the simulated pain will pass and they will feel normal again. Finally, they will be advised to avoid going into the simulation room and anything related to virtual reality for about a week after recovery or else they might trigger another bout of simulated pain.


▶ 006. AFTERWORD.

Welcome to our 12th TDM! All TDM threads are game canon and characters who don't app will be glitched out of this world. As the TDM will act as the event, existing characters are heavily encouraged to participate. Please use this format for top levels: CHARACTER | CANON | CURRENT / NEW CHARACTER.

There are currently ~13 available player slots. New players are welcome to use this TDM to get samples for APPLICATIONS when they open.

Use the code provided in the ARRIVAL prompt if you'd like to participate in the ice breaker, and place it in your top level along with your other prompts. Anything such as civilian name or username can be marked as UNDECIDED if you're unsure of what you'd like your character to have for now. Though it says 'Orientation', existing characters can still participate in the ice-breaker. Current Outsiders will have their Syndata files accessible for all to see. New characters will not have a Syndata profile but players can write a short blurb about the character for this.

Please note that all tags in this log will count for 2 points each and will count towards September AC.




EVENT BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. ARRIVAL / CAFETERIA. (TOKYO BASE): Newcomers arrive with ocular and brain implants, and are given a breakdown of the premise with an icebreaker orientation to complete. They will arrive in Neo Tokyo.

2. FOLLOW THE RABBIT: During the Autumn Equinox, a white rabbit can be found that Outsiders are able to chase. According to legend, you can learn a secret or money. Successfully finding the rabbit does not result in a reward beyond friendship.

3. CUSTOMS CAN'T STOP ME: The animal/kaiju trafficking has resurfaced after returning from Mexico and Outsiders are tasked with finding the creatures and the smugglers. There are various black market services Outsiders can "indulge" in if they wish.

4. SIMULATION: KAIJUMANJI: A new simulation has been set up in the SimRoom; a training program set up as a virtual map with dice rolls and events based on where they move. Escaping the room requires getting to the end and shouting the name of the game.

5. TOUCH GRASS: Consequences of the Simulation Room can be dire; phantom pain and poison effects. The best cure is to go out into nature and see the real world, eat real food and enjoy living. Eventually, the pain passes.


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sheryl nome | macross frontier | current player+new character

[personal profile] galacticfairy 2025-09-01 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
001a.

Implants? You can’t be serious!

[ In the cafeteria, Sheryl shouts with full-throated (and wow, does this woman have pipes) surprise, alarm, and self-righteous fury. She rubs at her eyes like she wants to blink the automated questionnaire away, and when it refuses to disappear, her hands ball into fists in visible frustration. Sheryl knows that implants can be useful day-to-day, but they’re also incredibly dangerous, can be used to take over people’s minds like that brother of Ranka’s. She just helped stop Grace and Galaxy from forcibly implanting and enslaving all of humanity.

And speaking of Grace and Galaxy
. the thought of home also brings up a concern that is more petty, less existential, but also pretty close to Sheryl’s heart. Her eyes go very wide, and she shrieks, this time less with self-righteous alarm than the flustered panic of someone who’s just had a terrible haircut or torn a beloved dress. Having risen to fame as one of the few non-augmented people on a fleet of cyborgs, Sheryl is briefly if irrationally upset that — ]


That was one of my selling points!

[ In the long run that’s nowhere near as bad as mass-scale mind-control, but still: My brand! ]



001b.


Sheryl Nome
+
Username: f09
Civilian Identity: Fairy Nine
Age: 17
Species: Human, with some hitchhikers
Origin: 21st New Macross Class Emigration Fleet, “Galaxy”

Syndata File: A chart-topping diva, stranded at the end of her intergalactic tour by attacks from the alien lifeform “Vajra” and upstaged by a fresh new Superdimensional Cinderella! How will the songstress who pledged to defend her homeland and reappeared at the head of the Frontier fleet make her next comeba –

Data file? Such a thing doesn't exist. The Sheryl that you feel is all there is

What is the weirdest nickname someone has given you?I told you, it’s just Sheryl –

The “Fairy of Galaxy”!

– Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!





001c.

[ As the sun sets, Sheryl follows the white rabbit to a small, reasonably clear and green hill near base.

Yeah, this one will do.

Do for what? One hand goes to her hand goes to her bare right ear, where her mother’s earring should be, the other to her stomach.

If you’re going to use someone, do it ruthlessly.

Singing won’t kill her anymore – she has Ranka to thank for that. But what use will it have, and by extension what use will she have, in this world? Better to learn now than later. With her hands still at her ear and her gut, she takes a deep breath and plunges into the first few lines of a song, slow and strong, lonely and experimental. ]


When I loved God,
I didn’t think this parting would ever come.
If I had known I could never feel your touch again
I would have hoped to be embraced just one last time.

It’s long, long goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye, so many times.
I tried to tell myself that,
Waving my hand is kindness, isn’t it?
Now, I long to be stronger.

[ She lets the last word echo as though waiting for a response, though she’s not quite what she expected. For a kaiju to burst out of the bushes, the way they sometimes reached out for Ranka? For a paper plane to come dancing to her across this open sky....?

I wish the world would whisper that I’m not alone.

Well. Even without a response, she’s still herself. And even if her songs are simply songs, that’s more than enough in any world. Neo-Tokyo will just have to prepare itself. Sheryl Nome will take this world by storm. ]




002a.

[ Bunnies? What a happy coincidence, Sheryl will ride the bunny hype train straight to the damn top.

In her first few days, Sheryl is hustling everywhere, running guerrilla concerts on street corners, shopping centers, clubs, and more. At the beginning, this usually ends in getting run off by, or into a shouting match, with the proprietor. But after a few performances, Sheryl realizes that running off actually fits the bunny lore, and starts doing dramatic disappearances in the middle of her own mini-concerts.

So on any given day Sheryl is on a street corner (in a shopping center, in a club, etc., dealer’s choice!) with bunny ears on her head, scattering a handful of discs with a link to her socials – so retro for Neo Tokyo, Sheryl knows her charm points – and bursting into song. Without an entire holographic suite behind her, the visuals aren’t quite as impressive as they should be, and the costume flip from white to black is mostly a matter of pulling an enveloping white dress on and off over a black tank and shorts. But she makes up for it by fully committing to the bit, each and every time she sings. This song is full-force pop, all energy and confidence, complete with a well-rehearsed dance. Hey, she’s got the choreo down, of course she’ll recycle it here! ]

I'm your bunny, fluffy and white
I'm innocent, nothing to hide,
Silly me spilled the Milky Way, and
Hey, I'm spoiled sweet from all these candy stars.

I'm your bunny, sexy and black
This rowdy smile's a warning flag,
Curved hips spell danger up ahead, but
Wink, I say you dive into ‘em anyway.

Pure heart, take what's offered to you, 'cause I'm yours
Til nothing is left and
If you get close enough, if you look hard enough,
Ah, your crying angel has become a demon now.

Past divinity, anarchy's absolute
All naivety, boldness is absolute
When I'm alone I'm defenseless, you
Light my life and give me reasons to live.
It's explicit, that pleasure is absolute
At our limit, uncertainty's absolute
But these colors can reverse now
‘Cause both these colors are me. A fleeting dream.

[ She whips the white bunny dress back on and gives an all-encompassing wave. ]

Everyone! Follow your universal bunny on the net – “Miss Fairy” will love you to death!

[ Then, with a nimbleness that fits a street urchin more than a pop star (incongruous?!), she ducks to the edge of an alley and disappears from casual eyes in a flash of the white dress.

But, if you pay a little more attention, she’s scrambling up a fire escape in LILITH-issued sweats.... ]




002b.

[ Using a phone instead of an implant has never stopped Sheryl from devolving into nonsense online blog posts! ]

"LILITH"? Who the hell do you think you are?

The rest of you, don’t take it lightly. I’m going to war. Please cheer me on.




003.

[ For all that she’s travelled the stars and incubated intergalactic lifeforms, planets and even ecosystems are still new and near-magical to Sheryl. Curiously, she sticks her finger into a parrot cage (it’s just a parrot! Not even a kaiju parrot!) and shrieks when it bites her squarely on the finger. ]

Ow — !

[ She jerks her hand back reflexively, sticking her finger in her mouth as the parrot echoes back at her — ow, ow, ow.

Yeah, buddy, she knows! ]




00?. wildcard!

[ DM or skycrawler at plurk! ]

Edited 2025-09-01 03:11 (UTC)
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SHERYL NOME | MACROSS FRONTIER

[personal profile] galacticfairy 2025-09-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
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Dave Strider | Homestuck | current player

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 02:22 am (UTC)(link)

Dave Strider
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Username: turntechGodhead
Civilian Identity: Shagi Tudope
Age: 17
Species: Human
Origin: Houston, Texas

Syndata File: Knight of Time as designated by his game session, SBURB. Through some shenanigans involving the convoluted process of setting up a chain of server and client games, all players of his session were transported from Earth to new and fantastical planets customized to bring about the full potential of the players inhabiting them. Through some more shenanigans, Dave gained the ability to travel through time, and used his new powers to assist his friends in their quest to turn their circumstances around.
His skillset includes but is not limited to: time travel, music composition, sick ninja sword skills, and freestyle rapping.

What is the weirdest nickname someone has given you?

idk man probably like human dave or some shit
that cape guy
shaggy 2 cape
goddammit dave
blasphemer
yo daddy
you know
the list can just go on



001. arrival

a) dinner time
[ as far as wake-ups went, this last one just happened to be particularly shitty, but not necessarily the worst. like, ok, his sick pajamas were gone, but the slime, dude. the slime, the pods, the godawful medical lighting, the weird nondescript medical staff spinning out their spiels like they were trying to sell him something? awful. just terrible. only thing that came close to making that whole rigamarole endurable was when he popped his rad jammies out one towel-down later. the looks on the med team's face? priceless.

but that was then, and this is now, and right now dave strider is busy rummaging through the kitchen around the busy cook-bots. cupboards hang open where the bots can whack their metal bot heads against the doors, drawers wrenched and left open for bots to smack their chassis into every few goddamn seconds.

on one of the unoccupied counters sits a single plate, holding a single undressed, unoccupied hot dog bun. ]


Goddamn.

[ hark, a voice from yonder fridge. a red-clad derrier pokes out of it, cape hanging majestically. ]

Ain't there any kind of oblong meat products in this place?

b) network; UN: turntechGodhead
ok look
i know im a hot commodity
like the hottest on the block since 2009
but yall really need to learn how to ask
yeah i mean you hot mecha ai mommy
you call every asshole who falls off the turnip wagon your child?
mommy of thousands
mega mommy
can a robot be a mom
actually does synthia even have a body
have i gained a virtual mom
happy birthday little johnny we got you your own pda
parental discipline ai
(batteries not included)
naughty little children go in the slime pod
good little children also go in the slime pod
slime for everyone
carry some with you for the memories
up your nose
between your toes
caught up there in the wedge between hey whats that
oh shit
you wont believe this
but this fucking cat is carrying a clipboard
got one of those weird little
doctor disc dealies on its head
hey little guy who let you out and gave you thumbs


( to save both you and i from hell, i'll be defaulting to normal courier text ffor dave. however, if you so wish, let me know and i can inflict us both with his customary red for funsies)

002. rabbitses

a) streetside
[ tokyo is a completely different world, which is a given now as it would have been way back in the day when dave's world wasn't... whatever it was. neo-tokyo in all its grandeur makes everything he's seen until now look almost dull in comparison. simple, hackneyed, outdated. neon signs light up the nights, but so too do futuristic holograms and eye-searing LEDs, everything moving and flickering fit to give a guy a headache. it might have even worked, but the shades, man. it's all in the shades. nothing pierces these hollywood-certified aviators. nothing.

but that's neither here nor there. what is here is a rabbit, flitting into view just briefly overhead before zipping out of sight again. that little rapscallion. dave's onto him now.

so into his little hunt is dave that he's lost track of the time (hah). the night is deepening, the sky growing ever darker as the city wakes up around him, uncaring of this lanky kid in rad red pajamas wandering the streets mumbling to himself. mumbling and mumbling. what's his deal? ]

b) skyward
[ so there's this really cool dude, ok? he's floating around being all chill, like cool dudes in pajamas are known to do sometimes. a cool dude like this has probably gone through SYNTHIA's orientation run-through and received the spiel about staying on the downlow as to not alarm the masses, but isn't one to sweat the details. in fact, he's sweating so little of the details that he seems to have forgotten them entirely, considering that he is, as of sundown, floating some twenty feet above the gardens at the base, staring out over the city sprawl like he's trying to play a game of one-man i-spy.

there is nothing inconspicuous about dave at present. clad in the brightest of red pajamas, cape flapping gloriously in the late summer breeze, he flutters in plain sight like a strange kite, an ill-placed weather balloon emitting strange quiet noises like a leak sprung.

if you listen hard enough, maybe you'll catch some vaguely rhythmic mumbling on the wind. is he... is he beatboxing?

he's gonna catch that rabbit. he is going to catch that damn rabbit this time, mark his mumbling words. ]
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Shen Qingqiu | Scum Villain's Self-Saving System | New (voice testing)

[personal profile] peakmemelord 2025-09-01 02:33 am (UTC)(link)

Shen Qingqiu
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Username: REDACTED
Civilian Identity: Shen Yuan
Age: 40 / 25 [the display keeps flickering back and forth between these two ages]
Species: Human
Origin: Earth

Syndata File: An elegant cultivator and Lord of Qing Jing Peak of the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect  aÌŽÌšÌź ̶̞͝2̞̌̀1̔̑Ìčs͙̎̓ţ̶̈́ ̷͘ÌȘc͚̎͝e̗̔̒n̞̞͂tÌŽÌ•ÌŁu̞̻̓ř̶̻ÿ̷Ìș ÌŽÍ‚ÌȘs̭̎͆h̞̆̚uÌžÌżÌłt̶̘͑-Ì·ÌżÌ€ĭ̷̫n̔̄Ìč Ì·ÌœÌłwÌŽÌšÌŻh̞̟̎oÌ·ÌŒÌŁ ̶̭̏d̷̛̜i̶͛ÌȘeÌŽÌżÌ§dÌ·Ì”ÌŁ ̷̀͘o̔͂̚fÌ·ÌœÌŁ ̔̀ͅr͎̎̆á̞̞g̷͚̃eÌ¶ÌżÌ« ̝̎̉a̶̝̓ḟ̷͕t̖̔̅e̞̭̓r̻̎̈ ̶͗ͅŕ̷Ìčḛ̎͌a̔̇ÌȘd͉̎̓i͎̔̆n͔̎̍ģ̷̍ ̷̫̈a̶̟͚ ̶̈́̄dÌžÍ„ÌŁu̔̃̊m̷̙̓b̰̔̍-̞͍͂fÌ”ÌƒÌŁu̶͛ÌȘc̔͋̄k̶̻̇ ÌžÍ—ÌŻŵ̷͔eÌ¶ÍÌŹb̶̩̓n̶̐̄õ̞̱v̶͈́e̶̟̐lÌ”Ì›Ìź ̞͓͠w̞̅̊r̞̊̊i̱̎̓t͍̎̔t̘̔̌eÌ”ÌżÌ«n̷͚̓ ̎̇̊b̷͕̂ý̞̻ ̶̐͜aÌŽÌ’Ìą ̗̎͐dÌŽÌ†ÌŁū̷̧m̷̫̈́b̔̀Ìč-̶̝̏f̎̂̄ú̶ͅĉ̶ÌȘk̶̟͐ ÌŽÍŠÌ«a͔̔̓uÌ”ÍƒÌŹtÌŽÌŽÌŻh͙̎̑o͚̔͘ȓ̷̻

What is the weirdest nickname someone has given you?
Cucumber-bro


001: Arrival

[As soon as Shen Qingqiu wakes up, he looks around, tries to access the system, and instead comes up with LILITH's network.

...he immediately redacts the knee-jerk response he gave for his network username (peerlesscucumber). Ahem, hopefully nobody saw that. Then he'll actually pay attention to the rest of the tutorial. All the while, his thoughts are racing.

On one hand, (ïŸ‰ÂŽăƒźÂŽ)*:✧ INTERNET, HIS BELOVED!!
On the other hand, (â•ŻÂ°â–ĄÂ°ïŒ‰â•Żïž” ┻━┻ THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY CROSSOVER EVENT???

Unfortunately, outside of Shen Qingqiu's head, this whole struggle is manifesting as a beautiful, long-haired man with eyes closed and a slight frown on his face. He's been silent for... a few minutes now. Maybe someone should check on him.


001: Arrival B- NETWORK

@ peerlesscucumber
★★☆☆☆
interesting aesthetic, but the tonal consistency, MODS PLS. G〇NDAMS and 〇RPG elements in the same setting??? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR READERS. WFT is this shitty cashgrab crossover event??? what's next, we have to earn in-world currency to unlock dance moves and anachronistic outfits (¬`‾®¬)

will stick around for the kaiju. a robust bestiary is essential for good worldbuilding


002: The White Rabbit

[Having vented some of his frustrations at having been transmigrated from his previous transmigration by having criticized the setting on the network, Shen Qingqiu can now proceed with his day. First up... a side quest.

BUT 'CHASE THE WHITE RABBIT'?? Really?

Well, at least it's a literary reference. He can live with that. If it was something like a rickroll, he'd vomit blood and die on the spot.

Until he can gain enough in-world currency for system rewards, he's spent his starting kryptos on a few vanity purchases. Shen Qingqiu cannot be seen in sweatpants, he has an image to uphold for this character. So he's bought himself some flowing teal robes and a fan. Now that he can show himself in public, he begins the chase for the white rabbit.

He stands on a sidewalk in the bustling neon streets of Neo Toyko, still and serene, until in a single, graceful movement, he points his fan towards a screen where a white blur has just flickered into view.]


There. Let us follow.

004: Simulation: Kaijumanji

[Ah, a simulation. What a perfect opportunity to check how his skill-set has transferred over to this new cyberpunk setting, and maybe to shamelessly farm some B-points.

He stands, stoic and proud as the simulation begins... and is forced to quickly hide his face behind his fan as the chiptunes cue up and the game board appears. A J〇MUNJI RIPOFF???? Feeling his soul leaving his body, he coughs and turns to his fellow Outsider.]


T-this master inquires if this is the usual training regime.

005: Touch Grass

[HOW DARE YOU, SHEN YUAN QINGQIU WILL NEVER TOUCH GRASS. He really needs to, though. For some reason, he seems to be a magnet for curses and poisons that leave him swooning at inopportune moments. Someone, please drag his idiot outside.]

006: Extras

[The wildcard option. Make your own prompt or hit me up on discord or plurk (demonrubberducky) to plot something out.]
horologe: (pic#9320237)

001. b.

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
peerless cucumber
what kind of cucumber we talking here
like the pickling kind
the long english kind
the farm fresh kind
the engorged throbbing kind
how peerless do it be
like in which direction
like shitfuck awful peerless or godsent beautiful with a curve peerless
galacticfairy: (q16)

001; un: f09

[personal profile] galacticfairy 2025-09-01 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know them!

Cucumbers, that is.

Mysterious?

Weird.

What’s with it? Is it seriously good raw? Wouldn’t it be better to cut it up?

What a thing to call “peerless” in public.


[ Someone didn’t encounter cucumbers until she was seventeen and canonically finds them insane. ]
Edited 2025-09-01 03:09 (UTC)
peakmemelord: (squint)

[personal profile] peakmemelord 2025-09-01 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Great, horny trolls. He’d forgotten how terrible the comments in the forums could get. Curse the day he caved to peer pressure and thought up that cringe dick joke of an internet handle 😭]

if ur looking for single cucumbers in your area, click on the pop ups on the side of your screen. this thread is for actual critiques so the designers can improve the UI
horologe: (pic#18016394)

002B

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
hell yes
idk what youre going to war for
but im here to shake a pompom
wave a lil flag
maybe a specifically colored lightstick to a catchy beat
you go girl
horologe: (pic#9320222)

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
devs aint gonna improve shit my shining cucumber bro
no game thats in full release is gonna switch it up bc a loud vegetable made a noise about it
why you so mad tho
if this is a game then the textures are impeccable
plushest asses youll ever find this side of paradox space
heir_conditioned: (043)

Network; As a Kankri RPer I think it's necessary you use his quirk as my penance lol

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2025-09-01 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Shoto has tried to read those words and make them make sense but normal things making sense is impossible let alone the Dave Speak that he's trying to parse.]

I'm sorry, did you have a question or a concern? Or were you upset by something? When you fell off your wagon as a child did you hit your head? Are you hurt? Is that it? If you pin your location I will come help you.
peakmemelord: (dramatically dead)

[personal profile] peakmemelord 2025-09-01 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ (àč‘/////àč‘ " ) HELP. The only thing worse than someone clocking the terrible innuendo of his username is someone not getting it and saying sketchy things unintentionally. Sorry f09-sis, cucumber-bro didn’t mean to bring you into this.]

there are many cucumbers in this world, and they can be enjoyed a myriad of ways. I prefer mine to stay whole, so let’s not talk about cutting them up. Or better yet, let’s talk about other vegetables!

[Corn? No. Carrots? No! Eggplant, daikon, zucchini? WHY ARE SO MANY VEGGIES SO PHALLIC 😭?]

how about broccoli? weird, huh? they’re like little trees.


galacticfairy: (p21)

[personal profile] galacticfairy 2025-09-01 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Pink is best for light sticks. Gold is a tasteful accent. Green is cute.

Mandatory implants are a “no.”

Still.

If something is attacking Earth — let’s get cultural.


[ That all makes sense to her, truly. When weird monsters attack, you bombard them with culture (awkward make-out sessions, pop music, made-for-television movies, girls with eighties hair) until they understand human existence and recognize that humans existence is awesome. ]
peakmemelord: (cool moves)

[personal profile] peakmemelord 2025-09-01 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
some of us are here for the plot, not the graphics.

and why shouldn’t we demand updates? if we are getting forced into being here, we should at least be able to log our feedback. even if it doesn’t change things, sometimes you’ve just got to vent! if they don’t like it, they should’ve disabled comments
galacticfairy: (c09)

[personal profile] galacticfairy 2025-09-01 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Giving up already? What kind of service is this? Aren’t you supposed to say something about vitamins?

How does it go
 “Carrots love you yeah”?

Whatever. I won’t forgive half-baked attempts. Is the cucumber peerless or not?
horologe: (pic#9320260)

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
what plot
the one where we all go and feed ourselves to bigass big assed lizards
aight fine
if your griping changes things on a user level ill eat
idk not my hat i dont have one
my dumb little knight hood i guess
plain no sauce
horologe: (pic#9320324)

one hot serving of oh god why coming up

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
i guess i technically did
but instead of a hokey wagon loaded with muddy turnips it was a meteor loaded with horse
slammed right into my bros favorite record shop
back in the day when they listened to vinyl and 8 tracks
and those shitty little wax cylinders
anyway yeah ok


[ turntechGodhead shared location with you!

it seems to be somewhere on base. looks like one of the common rooms. ]
horologe: (pic#18019380)

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
what about red
or blue
i mean i can rock pink anyday but now you got me all curious
now as for culture what kinda culture we talking here
like american culture
yeah lets get burgers
and freedom fries
get some big junior whoppers for 3 freedom bucks
whip out the star spangled everything for a rootin tootin good time
or do you mean like
actual culture
with the songs and dances and generational traditional memories
heir_conditioned: (Todoroki-005)

*That's* the stuff lmao.

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2025-09-01 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[It took little more than the equivalent of a buttdial for Shoto to go find Izuku in a wider area with a larger surface to cover.

Oh no. The poor person is delirious, at least not so delirious they can't send something to get help. Shoto goes over the options of what it could be in his head as he replies. A meteor loaded with horse? Is that a landmark? It has to be.]


I'm on my way, stay seated, try not to move around. Why don't you start with typing your name in full, tell me something about you.

[Everyone around this person is going to get such a talking to for not helping. That common room better be empty.]
galacticfairy: (o15)

[personal profile] galacticfairy 2025-09-01 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
You asked about specific colors. I gave you specific colors. Are you backing out now? Be decisive.

Anyway.

Song is best. Music is a force that shakes the galaxy.

But. If you can make a hamburger and fries big enough for a kaiju ....
peakmemelord: (squint)

[personal profile] peakmemelord 2025-09-01 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[is he talking to a person right now or some cucumber bot??]

this is not an ad for cucumbers. it’s a review of the system.

[don't make him draw any more attention to his terrible username, he already regrets every life choice he’s made that led him to this moment!!]
horologe: (pic#18016358)

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
butt: planted
moving: discouraged
doc im feeling faint
tell ai mommy i love her
ill be waiting for her on the other side
tell her cage will miss her
her lil nic cage
thats me btw


[ upon reaching the location, an enterprising young hero might find waiting for him... a weird little felt puppet with its rump all sort of
jutting out
all impudent like.

beneath the smuppet is a note:
nah bro ]
horologe: (pic#9320281)

[personal profile] horologe 2025-09-01 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
what no
me back out
never
ill be loaded with those little pink fuckers
strapped to my head like a crown
taped to my fists like im some kinda concert wolverine
no strider half asses it in music
full ass for every note
all ass all album
so much ass probably from all those fries and burgers
if anyone can make a burger big enough for a kaiju its gonna be an american
watch out guy fieri
heir_conditioned: (056)

[personal profile] heir_conditioned 2025-09-01 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The checklist is efficient and he appreciates it, he notes the understanding of his guidance and heads immediately to that area with a small bit of candy stashed away in his pocket. It's got to be diabetic shock, or at worst a stroke if they hit their head.

Getting there and seeing the tiny little smuppet, he raises an eyebrow at it and picks the note up. Huh, he must have left this for his brother. That means someone at least came and got him.]


Nic, are you with your brother right now? I saw your note. He came and got you? You're at least with someone who can help you?