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▶ 008. TEST DRIVE #8
TEST DRIVE #8
▶ 001. ARRIVAL / CAFETERIA.
It happens in the blink of an eye, a dash of time – you're taken from where you were. What you were doing... it isn't important anymore, and slowly, you give up the desire of your normal life. When you awaken, figures are looking down on you from a surgical table.
"Yeah, this one will do; let's take them to the rest." That's all you see before losing consciousness again, only to wake up in a pod with many others.
"Your questions will be answered soon enough, as I'm sure you will have many," a female, robotic voice says.
Just then, your pod opens in a dim corridor with many others. Your new life is about to begin... whether you like it or not.
The pods drain their stasis fluid which wakes each Outsider. Outsiders emerge from their pod in only their undergarments which have been supplied to them, and head to a locker room in the medical bay to find a towel to dry off with and a set of gray loungewear to wear as LILITH makes the final decision in assigning the Outsiders to their rightful teams. If a character has any accessibility needs, they will be found here. It's about then they will feel a sharp pain at the back of their eyes, almost like there’s a foreign body lodged on the inside of their head. This pain will subside quickly as their body adapts to the changes, but there will always be a sensation of something being not quite right; that their bodies have been changed forever. They would be correct in thinking that. In the pod, all Outsiders have been surgically fitted with ocular and brain implants that will enable them to communicate with LILITH and the rest of the crew, as well as providing them the information they require. Almost like a computer screen has been loaded into their brains, they will see a loading screen as the implant completes its download. A questionnaire will then pop up, waiting for their answer. A voice, robotic and feminine, will also read along in their brain for them.
█ █ █ LOADING COMPLETE … BEGIN ORIENTATION …
The system will give Outsiders one chance to provide a truthful answer and choose their username and civilian identity. Should they refuse to cooperate, the implant will download the answer directly from their brain (and give them a username or civilian name against their will). This questionnaire will then be posted on the network for all to view and reply to. Almost like an ice-breaker, if you will. LILITH wants all their newest recruits to learn about each other!
Outsiders will receive a quick brief about their situation: they will be told that the year is 2279 and they have been taken to Neo Tokyo, one of the last bastions of mankind in a world terrorized by various Kaiju and monsters. Only a third of the population remains, and LILITH has gathered talented people from other dimensions here as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Outsiders are free to continue asking LILITH questions through their implant, but there’s no guarantee that they will provide them with a straight answer …
Outsiders will also notice an implant in their dominant wrist. This implant has a barcode in it that will enable them to purchase goods from the local stores in Neo Tokyo. They will receive a starting balance of 15,000 KRYPTOS (about USD 100), which is barely enough for a few good meals, groceries, and supplies. They can view their current balance through a hologram window projected by their ocular implant.
The cafeteria will be hosting its own version of a feast to ring in the new years. The robots on base will be offering a savory mochi soup with both lab-made and fresh vegetables procured from Transylvania. There will also be a self-serve bar of soba noodles with a simple broth. These are all accompanied by vegetables which have been prepared in various ways to last throughout the month, and act as side dishes to every meal. As the vegetables are a work in progress, some will look or taste peculiarly, or have a bitterness that remains on the tongue.
Additionally, an impressive bronze cauldron now sits proudly in the corner of the cafeteria, marked by a small sign reading "LILITH's Community Perpetual Stew."
True to its name, the stew is now a constant presence, and after every mission, the cauldron’s contents are conspicuously replenished, ensuring it's always filled to the brim for all to enjoy. What the stew evolves into over time is anyone's guess, but for now, it boasts a hearty medley of Transylvania's freshest meats and vegetables, seasoned to perfection.
Visitors and team members alike are encouraged to contribute their own ingredients, with one rule in place: the robot staff, ever vigilant, are programmed to detect any malicious tampering. Should anyone attempt to add something harmful, they will be politely but firmly asked to leave the premises.
That familiar robotic voice is heard again:
"Yeah, this one will do; let's take them to the rest." That's all you see before losing consciousness again, only to wake up in a pod with many others.
"Your questions will be answered soon enough, as I'm sure you will have many," a female, robotic voice says.
Just then, your pod opens in a dim corridor with many others. Your new life is about to begin... whether you like it or not.
The pods drain their stasis fluid which wakes each Outsider. Outsiders emerge from their pod in only their undergarments which have been supplied to them, and head to a locker room in the medical bay to find a towel to dry off with and a set of gray loungewear to wear as LILITH makes the final decision in assigning the Outsiders to their rightful teams. If a character has any accessibility needs, they will be found here. It's about then they will feel a sharp pain at the back of their eyes, almost like there’s a foreign body lodged on the inside of their head. This pain will subside quickly as their body adapts to the changes, but there will always be a sensation of something being not quite right; that their bodies have been changed forever. They would be correct in thinking that. In the pod, all Outsiders have been surgically fitted with ocular and brain implants that will enable them to communicate with LILITH and the rest of the crew, as well as providing them the information they require. Almost like a computer screen has been loaded into their brains, they will see a loading screen as the implant completes its download. A questionnaire will then pop up, waiting for their answer. A voice, robotic and feminine, will also read along in their brain for them.
█ █ █ LOADING COMPLETE … BEGIN ORIENTATION …
Name:
Username:
Civilian Identity:
Age:
Species:
Origin:
Blood Type:
What are your new year’s resolutions?
The system will give Outsiders one chance to provide a truthful answer and choose their username and civilian identity. Should they refuse to cooperate, the implant will download the answer directly from their brain (and give them a username or civilian name against their will). This questionnaire will then be posted on the network for all to view and reply to. Almost like an ice-breaker, if you will. LILITH wants all their newest recruits to learn about each other!
Outsiders will receive a quick brief about their situation: they will be told that the year is 2279 and they have been taken to Neo Tokyo, one of the last bastions of mankind in a world terrorized by various Kaiju and monsters. Only a third of the population remains, and LILITH has gathered talented people from other dimensions here as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Outsiders are free to continue asking LILITH questions through their implant, but there’s no guarantee that they will provide them with a straight answer …
Outsiders will also notice an implant in their dominant wrist. This implant has a barcode in it that will enable them to purchase goods from the local stores in Neo Tokyo. They will receive a starting balance of 15,000 KRYPTOS (about USD 100), which is barely enough for a few good meals, groceries, and supplies. They can view their current balance through a hologram window projected by their ocular implant.
The cafeteria will be hosting its own version of a feast to ring in the new years. The robots on base will be offering a savory mochi soup with both lab-made and fresh vegetables procured from Transylvania. There will also be a self-serve bar of soba noodles with a simple broth. These are all accompanied by vegetables which have been prepared in various ways to last throughout the month, and act as side dishes to every meal. As the vegetables are a work in progress, some will look or taste peculiarly, or have a bitterness that remains on the tongue.
Additionally, an impressive bronze cauldron now sits proudly in the corner of the cafeteria, marked by a small sign reading "LILITH's Community Perpetual Stew."
True to its name, the stew is now a constant presence, and after every mission, the cauldron’s contents are conspicuously replenished, ensuring it's always filled to the brim for all to enjoy. What the stew evolves into over time is anyone's guess, but for now, it boasts a hearty medley of Transylvania's freshest meats and vegetables, seasoned to perfection.
Visitors and team members alike are encouraged to contribute their own ingredients, with one rule in place: the robot staff, ever vigilant, are programmed to detect any malicious tampering. Should anyone attempt to add something harmful, they will be politely but firmly asked to leave the premises.
That familiar robotic voice is heard again:
"Greetings, my name is SYNTHIA and I will be taking care of you today while the rest of the crew is occupied. Worry not, my children. You are in safe hands."
▶ 002. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
While normally the shrines tucked away within the bustle of the city are quiet and exude a certain tranquility about them, they will be brought to life with celebration for the New Years. Similarly to years before, they will have street vendors offering all the traditional classics, but some will also have a spin to them. For the year of the sheep/ram, there will be fluffy cotton candy to represent the fuwa fuwa of sheep, onigiri in the shape of a ram, and hearty lamb curry.
The temples themselves will have several offerings, but the biggest event is always the bell chiming in for the new years, as well as the celebration for the first sunrise of the year. In light of this, many vendors will be passing out sake, as well as energy drinks. Regardless of the timing, the area for one to purchase their fortunes will be made available. For those who get an awful one, thankfully, there is no shortage of people who are queued up in order to hang up their bad fortunes in order to cast them aside for the coming year.
Outside of this, there will also be corners in which people can write their new years greetings out to their loved ones. Both digitally, or in the form of a physical postcard. People are encouraged to decorate and send their own, and they may or may not be pressured to do so if they so happen to catch the eye of enthusiastic locals. Those who find themselves trapped into this, will find themselves compelled to be honest as soon as their pen hits paper, or for those who opt on a digital card, their true thoughts will be conveyed instantaneously.
The shrines and vendors outside of them aren’t the only ones getting into the spirit of things. The shopping districts are also banking on the continuation of the holidays. As with every year, they will have special sales, and every store will put out their “lucky bags.” The lucky bags will often be sold at discounted prices, but there is no telling what the actual items in them will be. Perhaps, you can test your luck and make a profit while you’re at it?
The temples themselves will have several offerings, but the biggest event is always the bell chiming in for the new years, as well as the celebration for the first sunrise of the year. In light of this, many vendors will be passing out sake, as well as energy drinks. Regardless of the timing, the area for one to purchase their fortunes will be made available. For those who get an awful one, thankfully, there is no shortage of people who are queued up in order to hang up their bad fortunes in order to cast them aside for the coming year.
Outside of this, there will also be corners in which people can write their new years greetings out to their loved ones. Both digitally, or in the form of a physical postcard. People are encouraged to decorate and send their own, and they may or may not be pressured to do so if they so happen to catch the eye of enthusiastic locals. Those who find themselves trapped into this, will find themselves compelled to be honest as soon as their pen hits paper, or for those who opt on a digital card, their true thoughts will be conveyed instantaneously.
The shrines and vendors outside of them aren’t the only ones getting into the spirit of things. The shopping districts are also banking on the continuation of the holidays. As with every year, they will have special sales, and every store will put out their “lucky bags.” The lucky bags will often be sold at discounted prices, but there is no telling what the actual items in them will be. Perhaps, you can test your luck and make a profit while you’re at it?
▶ 003. NEW YEAR MERCENARIES.
Amid all of the public celebrations, local businesses and organizations throw New Year parties for their employees and members. Many of these parties take place at luxury high rise hotels or award winning restaurants in the city. These celebrations are easy to plan, safe within the city limits.
However, there are some groups that won't settle for just safe and easy. No, they have to show off their wealth and influence by going on luxury trips outside the city to the traditional inn on the outskirts of the city. The journey outside the city is risky– there is a high chance their entourage may be attacked by kaiju on the way to the inn and when they arrive, their activity will surely draw attention from even more kaiju. Still, that doesn't stop them from setting out and reveling in celebrations.
These figures will hire mercenaries to escort them into the mountains and keep them safe through the duration of their stay. Most of them are wealthy CEOs and politicians who may or may not have certain shadowy connections so they can afford to pay for protection. They promise high commissions and even offer to pay for a shared room and meals.
Sure, they have to share a room and they might not get the same high quality meals and drinks as the main party but it's not so bad, right? They're free to use the hot springs after everyone else is finished, too. All they have to do in return is spend some time out in the freezing cold and keep kaiju away so everyone else can have a good time.
Just remind yourself: You're doing it for the money!
However, there are some groups that won't settle for just safe and easy. No, they have to show off their wealth and influence by going on luxury trips outside the city to the traditional inn on the outskirts of the city. The journey outside the city is risky– there is a high chance their entourage may be attacked by kaiju on the way to the inn and when they arrive, their activity will surely draw attention from even more kaiju. Still, that doesn't stop them from setting out and reveling in celebrations.
These figures will hire mercenaries to escort them into the mountains and keep them safe through the duration of their stay. Most of them are wealthy CEOs and politicians who may or may not have certain shadowy connections so they can afford to pay for protection. They promise high commissions and even offer to pay for a shared room and meals.
Sure, they have to share a room and they might not get the same high quality meals and drinks as the main party but it's not so bad, right? They're free to use the hot springs after everyone else is finished, too. All they have to do in return is spend some time out in the freezing cold and keep kaiju away so everyone else can have a good time.
Just remind yourself: You're doing it for the money!
▶ 004. A DEADLY SOAK.
A few days into the new year, people living outside the Neo Tokyo metropolitan area have been having a hard time due to the recent appearance of medium-sized kaiju. No one knows where they had come from, but there’s reason to believe that a small rift has emerged somewhere and it’s mutating the local wildlife. One popular, family-run business that is going through some hard times is the Yuryo onsen, in Hakone, an outer suburb of Neo Tokyo. Seasoned Outsiders might be very familiar with this onsen resort already, as it’s one of the last surviving ones outside Metropolitan Tokyo and hosts a huge colony of feral cats.
Drawn in by the comfort of a warm bath in the cold winter, a troop of mutated macaques have made said onsen resort their home, and they have made it impossible for any customers to visit. These monkeys vary in size depending on rift exposure, with some of them as large as a lion, and others as large as an elephant. Business for the local onsen has been impossible with the macaques occupying the hot springs, stealing food and harassing guests. Though appearing docile as they sit and bathe in the springs, these macaques have become fiercely territorial following the rift’s influence. When they identify a threat, they will let out a piercing scream that’s enough to make ears bleed. Their claws and teeth are sharp, and primates are known to be brutal when tearing apart their enemies. It’s a situation that needs to be contained immediately if people are going to continue living in the outer suburbs.
The macaques aren’t the only wildlife that have been affected by rift. Pockets of Yama-Kujira have been seen roaming the forests and abandoned small towns. While a large portion of the outer suburbs are uninhabited, there continue to be some stragglers toughing it out in the abandoned houses. They all have their own reasons for choosing not to live in the armored city but they will need to be protected all the same. The Yama-Kujira are blind but vicious, making up for their lack of eyesight by charging into anything and everything. Refer to our bestiary or previous TDM for more information about this boar kaiju.
With the increased reports of mutating local wildlife, LILITH has requested that Outsiders also round up the colony of feral cats that normally roam the onsen. If a pride of mutated felines were to emerge in the outer suburbs, the results would simply be disastrous … These cats, fearful of the kaiju, will be skittish and very, very difficult to catch.
█ █ █ MONSTER DEBRIEF SHEET
NAME: Nihonzaru
HEIGHT: 2-10 meters
WEIGHT: 20-200kg
CLASS: Moderate threat
LOCATION: Tokyo, Japan
ABILITIES: A piercing scream that can cause ringing in the ears, temporary deafness and bleeding from the ear canal with frequent exposure. Razor sharp claws and teeth. Considerable strength and muscle. Highly intelligent, capable of using basic tactical strategies, using tools (please do not leave your weapon unattended), capitalizing on weaknesses (please do not leave your children unattended) and reading the movements of their enemies. Family orientated and attacks in groups.
WEAKNESS: With how intelligent they are, they might not find a battle worth fighting if they are at a clear disadvantage or there are benefits to being passive. This means they can be bribed to a degree. It also means they will run away if outnumbered. Their skin is not particularly dense and they are weak to being stabbed in their vital organs.
EXTRA NOTES: Juveniles are playful, mischievous and can build bonds with humans, mistaking the humans as their family. Some of the adults can also build bonds with enough bribery.
█ █ █ MISSION OBJECTIVE:
✖ Incapacitate and capture the Nihonzaru and Yama-Kujira and bring them back to base. Large cages will be provided for this purpose.
✖ Kill the kaiju if necessary, especially if they are threatening the people in the area.
✖ Capture the feral cats and bring them back to base.
✖ Following the return to base, these cats will require care. As LILITH does not have the resources for this, the ban on pets on base will be lifted and Outsiders will be encouraged to care for the cats.
█ █ █ ATTACHED PHOTO:
Drawn in by the comfort of a warm bath in the cold winter, a troop of mutated macaques have made said onsen resort their home, and they have made it impossible for any customers to visit. These monkeys vary in size depending on rift exposure, with some of them as large as a lion, and others as large as an elephant. Business for the local onsen has been impossible with the macaques occupying the hot springs, stealing food and harassing guests. Though appearing docile as they sit and bathe in the springs, these macaques have become fiercely territorial following the rift’s influence. When they identify a threat, they will let out a piercing scream that’s enough to make ears bleed. Their claws and teeth are sharp, and primates are known to be brutal when tearing apart their enemies. It’s a situation that needs to be contained immediately if people are going to continue living in the outer suburbs.
The macaques aren’t the only wildlife that have been affected by rift. Pockets of Yama-Kujira have been seen roaming the forests and abandoned small towns. While a large portion of the outer suburbs are uninhabited, there continue to be some stragglers toughing it out in the abandoned houses. They all have their own reasons for choosing not to live in the armored city but they will need to be protected all the same. The Yama-Kujira are blind but vicious, making up for their lack of eyesight by charging into anything and everything. Refer to our bestiary or previous TDM for more information about this boar kaiju.
With the increased reports of mutating local wildlife, LILITH has requested that Outsiders also round up the colony of feral cats that normally roam the onsen. If a pride of mutated felines were to emerge in the outer suburbs, the results would simply be disastrous … These cats, fearful of the kaiju, will be skittish and very, very difficult to catch.
█ █ █ MONSTER DEBRIEF SHEET
NAME: Nihonzaru
HEIGHT: 2-10 meters
WEIGHT: 20-200kg
CLASS: Moderate threat
LOCATION: Tokyo, Japan
ABILITIES: A piercing scream that can cause ringing in the ears, temporary deafness and bleeding from the ear canal with frequent exposure. Razor sharp claws and teeth. Considerable strength and muscle. Highly intelligent, capable of using basic tactical strategies, using tools (please do not leave your weapon unattended), capitalizing on weaknesses (please do not leave your children unattended) and reading the movements of their enemies. Family orientated and attacks in groups.
WEAKNESS: With how intelligent they are, they might not find a battle worth fighting if they are at a clear disadvantage or there are benefits to being passive. This means they can be bribed to a degree. It also means they will run away if outnumbered. Their skin is not particularly dense and they are weak to being stabbed in their vital organs.
EXTRA NOTES: Juveniles are playful, mischievous and can build bonds with humans, mistaking the humans as their family. Some of the adults can also build bonds with enough bribery.
█ █ █ MISSION OBJECTIVE:
✖ Incapacitate and capture the Nihonzaru and Yama-Kujira and bring them back to base. Large cages will be provided for this purpose.
✖ Kill the kaiju if necessary, especially if they are threatening the people in the area.
✖ Capture the feral cats and bring them back to base.
✖ Following the return to base, these cats will require care. As LILITH does not have the resources for this, the ban on pets on base will be lifted and Outsiders will be encouraged to care for the cats.
█ █ █ ATTACHED PHOTO:
▶ 005. AFTERWORD.
Welcome to our 8th TDM! All TDM threads are game canon and characters who don't app will be glitched out of this world. As the TDM will act as the event, existing characters are heavily encouraged to participate. Please use this format for top levels: CHARACTER | CANON | CURRENT / NEW CHARACTER.
There are currently 9 available player slots. New players are welcome to use this TDM to get samples for when APPLICATIONS open.
Use the code provided in the ARRIVAL prompt if you'd like to participate in the ice breaker, and place it in your top level along with your other prompts. Anything such as civilian name or username can be marked as UNDECIDED if you're unsure of what you'd like your character to have for now. Though it says 'Orientation', existing characters can still participate in the ice-breaker.
Please note that all tags in this log will count for 2 reward points each and will count towards January AC.
There are currently 9 available player slots. New players are welcome to use this TDM to get samples for when APPLICATIONS open.
Use the code provided in the ARRIVAL prompt if you'd like to participate in the ice breaker, and place it in your top level along with your other prompts. Anything such as civilian name or username can be marked as UNDECIDED if you're unsure of what you'd like your character to have for now. Though it says 'Orientation', existing characters can still participate in the ice-breaker.
Please note that all tags in this log will count for 2 reward points each and will count towards January AC.
TDM #8 BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. ARRIVAL PROMPT: Newcomers arrive with ocular and brain implants, and are given a breakdown of the premise with an icebreaker orientation to complete.
2. HAPPY NEW YEAR: Outsiders are welcome to visit local temples for New Year's activities, which include drawing fortune slips and writing down their wishes for the new year. Many sheep-themed goods and foods are also on sale to welcome the Year of the Sheep.
3. NEW YEAR MERCENARIES: High-profile businessman and politicians are hiring bodyguards and protective mercenaries to keep them safe as they enjoy new year's travel and celebrations. In return for being out in the cold and fighting smaller kaiju during the holidays, they offer high monetary compensation.
4. A DEADLY SOAK: Monkey and boar kaiju are attacking the outer suburbs of Tokyo, including a popular onsen spot. Capture/kill the kaiju and protect the people living there. Round up the feral cats to prevent them from rift exposure.
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THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH?if only. the same could be said of yato. if only he could see how amazing he is. how she's come to believe in him so much, how much of her trust he carries with him every damn day.
as much as she didn't want things to change, they did. they had to. maybe even to end up like this...? with yato suggesting, through his own fluster and blush (cute........) that they be - ]
Pet parents. [ she finishes for him, hand pausing on opening the door.
it's true she's always wanted a pet. since she was a little girl. even NOW, as an adult. since she still lives with the ikis, having a pet is all but impossible. here though? ]
But... if I remember correctly, Yukine-kun would tell me you were against the idea of pets. What changed your mind?
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THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MUCH!Blind idiots, they sometimes are, lost in their own little worlds and unable to see the bigger picture. But that's okay. That's why they have each other there - to remind one another of their best qualities, of how strong they are.
If things had to change, he's grateful they ended up this way, with her still by his side. He can't ask for more. Doesn't dare to. Not when things could be so, so much worse. He's doing all he can to never take this chance for granted. Perhaps that's part of why he's breaking his long standing rule of no pets.]
U-Uh huh... [It's dumb, he knows, to be so flustered over a cat of all things. But it's a huge step for them, should they choose to take it. Life is way too short to go around having regrets.]
Well, for starters, here I have a job - we get paid by the mission. So money isn't a problem. Also, you're not a kid who might get bored of it in a few weeks. For another... I don't have to worry about you blighting me over them, heh.
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heheblind idiots in-fuckin-deed.
better together, though.
it's not dumb. even in normal human relationships, couples attempt pets first. besides, that he's flustered is actually pretty dang cute. for once, she's not the one blushing while yato is the calm, teasing one. although it's not teasing he gets from hiyori.
regardless, he's right. don't live with regrets and if you do? do what you can to make your peace with those regrets. hiyori regrets not telling yato her feelings sooner, but she's fixed that by now. he's well-aware. the entire BASE is.
color her surprised that yato's reasoning had to do with responsibility and not something goofy like "if they have a pet, he can't get married." that last one, though. OOF. ]
Hey, Yukine-kun wouldn't get bored of having a pet! He's taken care of you and you're harder to keep under control than any cat.
[ okay. more seriously. ]
.... I've always wanted a pet, you know.
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Well then, they seem to be taking all the right steps in his book. He wants to give her the experience of a normal human relationship as best he can, which is probably part of the reason he's keen on getting them a cat in the first place. And that he thinks it'll make her happy.
That's a regret he had, too. Running off without ever revealing that he'd fallen in love with her. Yet telling her would've been a stupid, selfish thing to do before going off on a suicide mission. Leaving her to carry the burden of those feelings with her for the rest of her life. Or what part of it she remembered him for.
Proof that he can be serious when the situation calls for it, though. He's trying to do what his friends are encouraging him to do: be less of an idiot and to treat Hiyori right.]
H-Hey now... I'm not saying he would've have... [Just that it's happened before.] And who're you calling a cat, huh.
[POUT. But it doesn't last long.]
I thought you might have. It seemed strange that in such a big house with plenty of money, you never had something like a dog or a cat. Or even a hamster.
[Because Hiyori is so caring, he could easily see her being responsible for an animal of some kind.]
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like a dream. if they didn't end up here, they would've remained friends. or if they did try a relationship, she doesn't know how it would've gone. not like this. they've had so much support from everyone compared to back home. nobody telling her it's wrong. that yato couldn't love her. live and forget, die and forget. ]
I wonder. [ she tries not to laugh. ]
Wasn't allowed. "They're too messy and dirty! Disgraceful!" Or something along those lines. Besides sneaking Inaba-chan in, I haven't lived with any animals.
[ she'd tease him that he was the closest to an adopted animal that she's gotten but spares him. ]
I was raised in a heavily conservative household. [ here, her smile turns weak. ] But, somehow, my love of martial arts slipped through the cracks.
Anyway. Let's go. We're burning daylight. I'd hate to deal with all this at night.
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Something that their friends here see. That those back home tried to deny. He loves all the people back home, but damn if they were hard on Hiyori for her feelings about him. Learning they said those things... would've made him feel very unlovable had she not given him a chance like she has. It might've even broken him.]
Heh... Your mother, no doubt. [He doesn't even need to ask. That woman... he kinda hopes that when they go back home and Hiyori introduces them, she faints. That's right, a bum of a god is dating and sexing up your precious daughter, so there! HAH!] Well, now's your chance.
[plz hiyori, mercy......]
Yeah, I know. That's why I want you to be able to do what you want for a change. You're old enough to live your own life from now on.
But mmm, yeah. Don't want to dwaddle too much. Let's get your gear. [Saying that, he takes point and leads them from the place, heading back to where the damned apes snatched her.] ...I'm glad they didn't try anything with you.
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those are the Deep Thoughts. when she's alone and in the shower or she's awake before yato, with only her mind to keep her company. in the end, she convinces herself it doesn't really matter because this is where they are. she has a gorgeous ring and a god for a fiancee in this place. yato will have a last name. hers. ]
Yeah. [ who else, really? he saw both of them when he snuck a beer from the fridge and after that, too. she will not be telling them he's sexing her up THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
ok ok mercy for yatogami. ]
I - I know. I'm not a kid anymore... [ she should've tried to do it as a teenager, too, but - she doesn't know what else to say, following him into the trees while staying on alert. one look gets thrown back at the fence and what's going on behind it. ]
Besides throw me into the onsen...?
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Even if they could fall for someone besides each other... would they want to? He sure doesn't. Hiyori is the most wonderful person in all creation, the best human in all existence. The only one who saved him again and again and again. Why would he ever love another?How could he let her heart fall for someone besides him...?]
Your mother needs to learn to unclench or she's gonna develop hemorrhoids. [Welcome back, rude, crude, Yatogami.]
Okay... Just reminding you that I'm not your parents. I'll let you make your own decisions. [He understands. Look at how long it took him to break free of his father? If there's anyone on this earth who knows what it's like to live under their parent's thumb, it's him. Here he makes a noise. One that's hard to describe.]
Hell yeah! That's the point in movies where the monster would've taken you off to be their queen or sex slave or something. [yato plz...]
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no boy, man, or even other god has interested her besides yato. does that make her crazy? loyal? yatomantic? definitely that last. sexual and romantic orientation: yato.
still saving him. them both. where would they be if she hadn't grabbed a bag of chips and chucked it? don't want to think of that either. ]
... You're so rude. [ hiyori replies, flatly. not that he doesn't have a point. she's loosened up a little, she thinks. could be wishful thinking, though.
it'd be weird if you were her parent, yato. please. she KNOWS. he's gotten better about not hovering as much as he used to. not that he has much to worry by way of guys talking to her or forgetting him anymore.
correction from earlier: rude and gross. ]
Real life isn't a movie. [ don't remind her of being kidnapped, she's begging. ]
You wouldn't let that happen, anyway. [ right? right????????????? ]
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Either that or she's a closet lesbian and would get together with somebody cute and sweet like Ereshkigal while Yato watches with drool on his chin. BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.
As is their fate had he not brought snacks and she hadn't thrown them when she did. Always saving one another. It's their fate, it seems, one he's happy to have.]
Just makin' a point! [Said with a derisive sniff and some defensiveness. It's not like he's trying to be crude!
Though yeah.. definitely weird. How would THAT even work? No, no, don't think about such things. That way lies madness. And he's not quite so crazy as he used to be, no. She remembers him, he makes sure of that every night. Either through hugging her tight or making her cry out in the throes of passion.
Thankfully during which he's neither rude nor gross. Usually.]
Then why are we fighting kaiju? [Huh? HUH?? Although whoops yeah, taboo word, he forgot.
Other taboo word alksjfksadf]Damn straight! I'd be the big damn hero, busting in and swooping down to save you from their evil clutches at just the right moment...! [Better than he managed in Brasov, anyway...]
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meanwhile, yato & touno is hiyori's only allowance. her two gods.making a point, sure, but you need to learn some grace. what happened with the bdsm lessons???
once again, their poor neighbors on the nights they choose passion. ]
Why did we fight ayakashi? Same thing. [ SORTA!!! hiyori huffs, amused at yato's imagination. she'd doing her BEST not to think of brasov. because that wasn't his fault and she's certain he was doing his best there, too. she doesn't want to think to the things yato had to do to get to her. the things she heard. his past may be full of killing people and shinki, but that doesn't have to be him now. ]
Save some ass-kicking for me. [ that very same log from earlier is in front of her and she steps over it, looking around more attentively. it would be around here somewhere if they are where she thinks they are.
what if their new mission is to sneak in and steal her bag and bow from the kaiju? they do like weapons. shit. ]
Any sign of my things? You have better sight than me.
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The bubbly feeling Yato has for being one of Hiyori's only number ones...Hey, he's been damn good up until this point! Can't blame a guy for stressing out when his girl gets snatched, now can you?
At least everyone will know they're happy...?
Everyone does not need to know you're happy, Yato.]True enough. [FAIR!! Although they can't avoid topics and things that remind them of Brasov forever, it must be said. That's just impossible. They need to learn to face those reminders slowly, together. So that when Hiyori feels panic or Yato rage, they can be there supporting each other through it.]
Hehe, you betcha. I wanna watch you at work! [He says that while following suit over the log, reaching out to pinch her behind in her... plugsuit. Punny.
It looks very much like that's what's gonna have to happen, since as he looks around, he doesn't spy anything out of the ordinary, be it kaiju or her stuff. Sighing slightly, he starts searching the nearby brush in case maybe they got hung up on it as the monkeys retreated.]
Nothing. Looks like we might be in for a bit of a struggle this time... [A low groan escapes him as he taps his foot irritably, thinking hard.] I can't give you my bow; it runs on my energy. And you don't know how to use swords... Ugh, dammit.
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mm, alright yeah. he's been a pretty good boy.
hiyori yelps at the pinch and they're lucky she's muffled in the helmet because of it. she whips around to fluster at yato, ready to SWAT HIS ASS for it. when she spots one thing. just one.
a pair of those earmuffs, as the rhinestones catch the light in the underbrush. she hurries over and picks them off, picking off leaves and dirt with a small sigh and frustration building up inside her all over again. all that hard work and she can't do anything without her bow. OR her bag. she needs those to face the kaiju. looks like it's just wrangling feral cats for her.
ugh. ]
It's fine, Yato. We move on to what we can do. I'll get my things back eventually. [ if she has to wear a baboon suit to succeed, she'll fuckin do it. should've gotten a monkey onesie instead of the cat one. ]
Let's see about the cats, okay?
[ with that in mind, she plops the earmuffs on her head to look the part. ]
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He's fully prepared for retaliation, but it never comes. Instead Hiyori's keen eyes catch something his didn't, and he wanders over to place a hand on her arm, hoping to reassure her. He can sense her frustration through that mere sigh and it makes his heart clench for her. Note to self: get her backup supplies, both weapons and med kits.]
Ah... Alright, then. Whichever you prefer. I could always tackle them and get your stuff back first if you wanted. But... we can take care of the cats, too. That might be easier. And it'll give those damn apes a chance to settle down more.
[Laughing at the way she unceremoniously dons the earmuffs, he takes her into his arms for a brief hug. Never lose your spark, Hiyori.]
I heard they're a bit further in, so let's go. Pick one you like, okay?
[From there he lets go and starts off towards the deeper part of the hot springs, taking her by the hand with a gentle squeeze.]
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but now's not the time for that!!! no more than yato thinking she was copping a feel on him earlier. in her case, yato's touch does make her resigned instead of edgy. taking the edge OFF, as it were.
it'll give the apes time to settle down and hiyori to think of a plan.
ah, affectionate god yatogami. she won't lose her spark. so long as he stays huggy. hiyori returns the gesture, following behind and looking at their hands as they go. she must be like a book, easy to read. or yato instinctively does what she needs when the isolation creeps up. gives her his support.
they tread, hiyori is quiet for once as she stares at yato's back and the scarf wrapped around his head haphazardly. they make it back to the onsen without issue or interference from the kaiju, baboon or boar.
....... how are they supposed to find cats?
same way they looked for milord, huh? ]
Here, kitty, kitty. [ hiyori starts calling out, cupping a hand around her mouth after releasing her helmet again. ] Pspspspspst. Come out.
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And something else.They'll have to put said info into practice after they get done here, though, so it's probably a good thing he has the opposite effect on her.
Huggyatogami will always be available to her whenever she needs it, hopefully even more so when things get rough like this and she starts to feel the weight of everything bearing down on her. He can help not only prop her up but support her through whatever she chooses to do.
A good kind of quiet, he hopes, picking their way through the silent forest once more. But hey, it's not haphazard! It's tastefully done for maximum stylishness...!
Anyway, it's kitty hunting time--!
As Hiyori starts with a familiar refrain, Yato quirks an eyebrow at her, seemingly puzzled by her shift in behavior. Like he doesn't know what they're here for.]
They're feral cats, Hiyori. I dunno that that's gonna work... [All the same, he lowers his own helmet and fishes around on his person a bit before producing... you guessed it! Cat treats! A couple canisters worth at that. He tosses one over towards her. Catch!] Here. Maybe they'll respond to something to nibble on.
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don't make me say itit's something she's told yato and holds to now: she doesn't know what she would've done without him. things would be a hell of a lot harder without him here, even if she could've figured it out. point is she's glad he's here for her selfish, human reasons.
humanity is stronger with yato's might.
in any case, he's HERE and there are things she's still figuring out anyway. plans, for one. also less haphazard than her last. calling out working with milord!! and the feral cats she remembers weren't afraid of humans.
only fumbling the can a little, she catches the can. ]
... Y - you sure are reliable today.
[ not his first time hunting a cat, is it? food again, though. are the kaiju going to smell the cat treats and come running? ]
If I was a cat... I'd be looking for somewhere safe to hide, so maybe we should look up high? They might've run up one of the trees or -
[ as hiyori's gaze travels upward, lo and behold one cat is hiding in the branches of a tree. ]
Ah...! Look! There's one already.
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If humanity is bettered by Yato's strength, then he is bettered by Hiyori's support. So they have her to thank, as well.
Like now. She's more on the ball when it comes to forming plans and ideas than he is, though clearly he's prepared enough.]
Huh? Whaddya mean, "today"? I'm always reliable!
[COUGH. Uh huh, sure. Not his first time hunting kitties, but definitely their first time working together on such a mission. That's a good worry, though-- they don't want to get ambushed again.]
Hmm, yeah, that's a good idea, there might be-- [He cuts himself off as she points out the stray kitty, coming to stand beside her with a hand on his hip.] Whatcha think about that one? You want to snag it for ourselves or just take it back to base?
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in tough situations, sure, but in any situation. happy or sad or when they're bickering LIKE they've already been a married couple for decades. ]
Reliably ridiculous. [ haha gottem.
is it their first time working together? maybe it is. hiyori's usually in the backline, playing support, while yato's up at the front fighting the good fight with his god-like prowess and experience.
as for collecting cats? he might be more prepared but yato's history with cats is wishy-washy. at best. ]
It's cute, of course, but should we pick the first one we see? Then again, I kind've... just want them all.
[ give every single one a home. bury her in kitties. she raises a hand up to her brow, squinting into the leaves. ]
It looks like a little calico. Aww. C'mere, girl. [ makes kissy sounds at it but it doesn't budge. it does the opposite, in fact, hissing down at them. ]
Poor thing. How do we get it down from there?
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Tch! Fine. Reliably ridiculous, then. [For real!!
Definitely their first time attempting kaiju together! From here on out though, both of them can go into battle alongside one another without Hiyori needing to be left behind.
And for this mission of feline wrangling? Fair. Though he did gain a follower out of his last attempt...!]
Heh... I think all of them is a bit much. Well, what we can do is catch a few of them and choose between them, how's that?
[They can start a kitty donation drive! Passing out cats to any Outsiders who might want a furry companion. Although he frowns at the reaction Hiyori gets from the cat. This isn't going to be easy, is it...]
If it won't come down, guess that means we're going up. [Or in this case, he's going up. Tugging at his gloves again, he approaches the tree holding the cat and starts climbing, hand over hand, until he's almost level with the creature.] Alright now... Be a good girl, 'kay? C'mere... Nice kitty--
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she was expecting more fight from him for her teasing so she reaches for his lower back and rubs it a bit so he KNOWS she's just messing with him. he is reliable. who is the first person she turns to? yato. always.
months here and it's their FIRST KAIJU BATTLE TOGETHER. damn. you know, makes sense. with cats and kaiju involved? it's like their first introductions to each other all over again. hiyori just needs to half-die. ]
Yama and Ami used to say I would turn into a crazy, old lady with a million cats if I didn't find a boyfriend. [ look at her now. ENGAGED. ] Or we can let the cat choose us. It's how the distribution system works.
[ maybe not this one. she hissed at them. then again, yukine did too.
STOP TUGGING AT YOUR GLOVELKSJLAkgd
hiyori steps back to watch yato make quick work of climbing, muttering "be careful" under her breath as he goes. she plays lookout for any kaiju that want to cause trouble.
yato's answer? another hiss and the cat swiping at him with claws before fleeing farther up the tree. hiyori witnesses the whole thing. ]
... Try the treats? We might have to grab her against her will, Yato. [
he's going to get clawed up for sure. ]
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Part of him is sulking from the comment, the other standing tall defiantly when her hand finds his back and rubs in circles, leading him to sag into her touch while remaining stiff limbed. She's just funning him, obviously... He's doing fine.
And of course things are going about as well as one might expect of baby's first kaiju battle together, huh? Not that he wants her half-dying again, thank you! At her comment about a crazy cat lady, he snorts.]
Yeah right, more like a crazy wrestling lady! [Meaning, still possible!] Distribution system...? Didn't know they had one of those things.
[Hissy kitty could be the one if they go off of how grumpy Yukine was at first, huh? Maybe they could call her Tortihissy Fit, heh.
Ufufu~ See it and weep, Hiyori--!
With the cat retreating further up, he frowns irritably at it, grateful for the leather gloves even before he starts interacting with it directly.]
Yeah, okay. I gotcha. [Tugging out the treats, he gives it a shake shake and pops it open, pouring a few into the palm of his hand and offering that up to the cat slowly. The feline, in turn, ceases hissing and starts sniffing, leaning way out to nose the bits of food. Finally, she starts nibbling ever so cautiously, which Yato allows her to do without interruption.]
That's it... Good girl. Nice kitty... We're friends, okay?
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yato.... sulky....
all things considered? as long as neither of them die and nobody ELSE dies? that's a success. since she was calling him reliably ridiculous, she doesn't snark at him for calling her a crazy wrestling lady. only grumbles.
and also sulks. at least this means she will be in GREAT SHAPE AS SHE GETS ELDERLY.
there is weeping but not from her eyes. jkjkjkJKKJKJK
so far, so good. pussies love treats. god, okay, I'm sorry. watching yato and how he's good with animals as well as he is with kids when he wants to be makes hiyori smile. while the calico is still cautious and makes little growls, she stops when she's eating and starts to settle, starts to trust yato. that's one.
good girl........ hasn't yato called her - nevermind. ]
That's one. [ she says cheerfully when some rustling puts her on edge and frozen in her spot. ]
Yato. Yato. [ it's hiyori's turn to hiss up at him, trying to get his attention back. ]
Th - there's something in that bush.
[ another cat? KAIJU? a person...? ]
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Sulky sulk Yatogami. Doesn't last long, however. He's determined to get this done right.
Fair's fair in love and war, and this is certainly love, so there! Besides, if she's a crazy wrestling lady, then that's just his type, sparring partner and all.
Hiyori will be the granny who still kicks burglars' asses when they try to break in, haha...
askdfjsdf HIYORI PLZ
Pussies of all kinds love treats, don't they? WHEEZES. She'll get hers later, so focus, Hiyori Iki!!! For his part, Yato keeps plying the kitty with treats until she allows him to pet her, then carefully pick the little thing up and slip her into his jersey, not unlike what he did for Uesama.]
Alright. All that's left is to put it in the carrier--
[He glances down at the hissing from Hiyori, eyes widening at her insistent tone.] Huh?
[Immediately he drops from the tree, landing lightly on his feet and drawing his katana from one of his hammerspace gloves, feet sliding into a battle stance. Be it kaiju or person or feline, he's ready for it.]
Stay back, Hiyori. I've got this.
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w-well. she IS a crazy wrestling lady!! same as reliable ridiculousness being her type. sparring partner, too. the other half to silly shenanigans. both yato and her tag teaming the poor burglar sap that breaks into her place.
SHE'LL GET HERS LATER SLKGJDLKGJd ayo bet. she'll focus, she'll focus!!!! head in the game. getcha getcha head in the game.
behind him, hiyori puts her fists up defensively and slides into a fighting stance of her own at his side. she doesn't reply to him telling her to stay back, as if it's gone in one ear and out the other. all her attention is on the shfshfshf of the bushes wiggling around.
until a kitten comes ambling out mewing loudly at him.
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Aaawwww!! It's a baby!!
[ all bets are off, she's dropping her guard and down to her knees. then onto her hands. baby animals. hiyori's weakness. ]
Maybe you have the mother! C'mereeeeeee~~
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