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▶ 006. TEST DRIVE & SIMULATION #6
TEST DRIVE & SIMULATION #6
▶ 001. ARRIVAL / CAFETERIA.
It happens in the blink of an eye -- a dash of time. You're taken from where you were. What you were doing... it isn't important anymore, and slowly, you give up to desire your normal life. When you awake, figures are looking down on you from a surgical table.
"Yeah, this one will do; let's take them to the rest." That's all you see before losing consciousness again, only to wake up in a pod with many others.
"Your questions will be answered soon enough as I'm sure you will have many," a female, robotic voice says.
Just then, your pod opens in a dim corridor with many others. Your new life is about to begin... whether you like it or not.
The pods drain their stasis fluid which wakens each Outsider. Outsiders emerge from their pod in only their undergarments which have been supplied to them, and head to a locker room in the medical bay to find a towel to dry off with and a set of gray loungewear to wear as LILITH makes the final decision in assigning the Outsiders to their rightful teams. If a character has any accessibility needs, they will be found here. It's about then they will feel a sharp pain at the back of their eyes, almost like there’s a foreign body lodged on the inside of their head. This pain will subside quickly as their body adapts to the changes, but there will always be a sensation of something being not quite right; that their bodies have been changed forever. They would be correct in thinking that. In the pod, all Outsiders have been surgically fitted with ocular and brain implants that will enable them to communicate with LILITH and the rest of the crew, as well as providing them the information they require. Almost like a computer screen has been loaded into their brains, they will see a loading screen as the implant completes its download. A questionnaire will then pop up, waiting for their answer. A voice, robotic and feminine, will also read along in their brain for them.
█ █ █ LOADING COMPLETE … BEGIN ORIENTATION …
The system will give Outsiders one chance to provide a truthful answer and choose their username and civilian identity. Should they refuse to cooperate, the implant will download the answer directly from their brain (and give them a username or civilian name against their will). This questionnaire will then be posted on the network for all to view and reply to. Almost like an ice-breaker, if you will. LILITH wants all their newest recruits to learn about each other!
Outsiders will receive a quick brief about their situation: they will be told that the year is 2278, and they have been taken to Neo Tokyo, one of the last bastions of mankind in a world terrorized by various Kaiju and monsters. Only a third of the population remains, and LILITH has gathered talented people from other dimensions here as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Outsiders are free to continue asking LILITH questions through their implant, but there’s no guarantee they will provide them with a straight answer …
Outsiders will also notice an implant in their dominant wrist. This implant has a barcode in it that will enable them to purchase goods from the local stores in Neo Tokyo. They will receive a starting balance of 15,000,000 KRYPTOS (about USD 100), which is barely enough for a few good meals, groceries, and supplies. They can view their current balance through a hologram window projected by their ocular implant.
While there would normally be a meal available for them in the cafeteria, this doesn’t seem to be the case this time. Robots working within the cafeteria will instead be handing out food ration bars to each Outsider. They are dense with calories and nutrition, but taste a bit like sawdust.
That familiar, robotic voice is heard again:

"Yeah, this one will do; let's take them to the rest." That's all you see before losing consciousness again, only to wake up in a pod with many others.
"Your questions will be answered soon enough as I'm sure you will have many," a female, robotic voice says.
Just then, your pod opens in a dim corridor with many others. Your new life is about to begin... whether you like it or not.
The pods drain their stasis fluid which wakens each Outsider. Outsiders emerge from their pod in only their undergarments which have been supplied to them, and head to a locker room in the medical bay to find a towel to dry off with and a set of gray loungewear to wear as LILITH makes the final decision in assigning the Outsiders to their rightful teams. If a character has any accessibility needs, they will be found here. It's about then they will feel a sharp pain at the back of their eyes, almost like there’s a foreign body lodged on the inside of their head. This pain will subside quickly as their body adapts to the changes, but there will always be a sensation of something being not quite right; that their bodies have been changed forever. They would be correct in thinking that. In the pod, all Outsiders have been surgically fitted with ocular and brain implants that will enable them to communicate with LILITH and the rest of the crew, as well as providing them the information they require. Almost like a computer screen has been loaded into their brains, they will see a loading screen as the implant completes its download. A questionnaire will then pop up, waiting for their answer. A voice, robotic and feminine, will also read along in their brain for them.
█ █ █ LOADING COMPLETE … BEGIN ORIENTATION …
Name:
Username:
Civilian Identity:
Age:
Species:
Origin:
A trolley is headed down the tracks at high speed towards a fork. On its current path, five people are tied to the tracks. You stand in front of a lever to switch the tracks to the other path, where only one person is tied to the tracks. Assume the trolley cannot be safely stopped before it hits the people, and they cannot be freed before the trolley gets there. What do you do?
The system will give Outsiders one chance to provide a truthful answer and choose their username and civilian identity. Should they refuse to cooperate, the implant will download the answer directly from their brain (and give them a username or civilian name against their will). This questionnaire will then be posted on the network for all to view and reply to. Almost like an ice-breaker, if you will. LILITH wants all their newest recruits to learn about each other!
Outsiders will receive a quick brief about their situation: they will be told that the year is 2278, and they have been taken to Neo Tokyo, one of the last bastions of mankind in a world terrorized by various Kaiju and monsters. Only a third of the population remains, and LILITH has gathered talented people from other dimensions here as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Outsiders are free to continue asking LILITH questions through their implant, but there’s no guarantee they will provide them with a straight answer …
Outsiders will also notice an implant in their dominant wrist. This implant has a barcode in it that will enable them to purchase goods from the local stores in Neo Tokyo. They will receive a starting balance of 15,000,000 KRYPTOS (about USD 100), which is barely enough for a few good meals, groceries, and supplies. They can view their current balance through a hologram window projected by their ocular implant.
While there would normally be a meal available for them in the cafeteria, this doesn’t seem to be the case this time. Robots working within the cafeteria will instead be handing out food ration bars to each Outsider. They are dense with calories and nutrition, but taste a bit like sawdust.
That familiar, robotic voice is heard again:
"Greetings, my name is SYNTHIA and I will be taking care of you today while the rest of the crew is occupied. Worry not, my children. You are in safe hands."
▶ 002. SIMULATION.
While Outsiders are given a fair amount of time to recuperate, not only from physical injuries but from the aftermath of their mission in Korea, it doesn’t take long before their training kicks back up again. This time, the stress is on formation, teamwork, and split decision making. While the Japan branch of LILITH believes all the Outsiders at their branch are performing as expected of them, the other international operatives underneath LILITH may not feel the same due to the results of their prior mission. While the higher ups back in Tokyo believe they made the best decision based on the information they had, it’s not to state the other branches of LILITH echo the same sentiment. As a result, there is a strict training regime that all Outsiders must commit to, new and old alike.
The simulation will naturally cover the terrain of Seoul, Busan, and other intermediary cities of South Korea; everything else will seem par for the course with the simulation. Outsiders will be asked to group up with those close to them and practice timing their attacks and specifically aiming for the kaiju’s weak points. Those who have trouble finding someone to work with can assume to be assigned to one another randomly. Veteran Outsiders will be asked to assist anyone new whom they may not recognize.
Despite their best attempts, the simulation feels harder than the actual kaiju, and its settings seem to factor in its incredibly unpredictable nature. As a result, “MISSION FAILED” will be seen more frequently than not. Outsiders will be forced to redo the simulations over and over, even until the early hours of the morning.
As a result, Outsiders will also be provided with energy drinks and coffee in a variety of flavors that are laced with their newest energy boosters. This will keep Outsiders particularly enthusiastic for the simulation runs, and give them the drive to keep them on track! The unfortunate side effect, however, is it that it does come with a fairly significant crash. Try not to develop a caffeine addiction during this time.
Other than the simulations, Outsiders will also be required to clock in for regular medical checkups, and most will result in asking them to increase their general fitness and physical capabilities. They will be required to utilize the gym, swimming pool, and other physical fitness facilities until their doctors sign off on them. While this may seem like a new form of hazing, the higher ups actually believe it could foster better relationships.
The simulation will naturally cover the terrain of Seoul, Busan, and other intermediary cities of South Korea; everything else will seem par for the course with the simulation. Outsiders will be asked to group up with those close to them and practice timing their attacks and specifically aiming for the kaiju’s weak points. Those who have trouble finding someone to work with can assume to be assigned to one another randomly. Veteran Outsiders will be asked to assist anyone new whom they may not recognize.
█ █ █ MONSTER DEBRIEF SHEET
NAME: IMUGI ♀
HEIGHT: 1600 feet across, 55 feet high
WEIGHT: 2850kg
CLASS: Extremely Dangerous
LOCATION: Various Locations, South Korea - Map will be auto populated for terrain.
ABILITIES: Control over weather conditions, including summoning of heavy storms, lightning strikes and hurricanes. Can fly up to 1000 feet. By flying amongst the clouds, Imugi releases chemicals into the atmosphere that bring about acid rain. Armored scales, sharp teeth and claws. Camouflage; can disappear into seemingly thin air.
WEAKNESSES: Piercing it in the gaps between its impenetrable scales. There is also a particularly weak spot under its chin that will deal significant damage if pierced.
EXTRA NOTES: This is the female counterpart of the Imugi slain in Seoul. After giving birth, it demonstrated typical reptile behavior and abandoned its eggs. Since its initial appearance in Busan, it has grown. This kaiju seems more agile, is openly aggressive, and has demonstrated intelligence in being able to hold grudges.
█ █ █ ATTACHED PHOTO:
Despite their best attempts, the simulation feels harder than the actual kaiju, and its settings seem to factor in its incredibly unpredictable nature. As a result, “MISSION FAILED” will be seen more frequently than not. Outsiders will be forced to redo the simulations over and over, even until the early hours of the morning.
As a result, Outsiders will also be provided with energy drinks and coffee in a variety of flavors that are laced with their newest energy boosters. This will keep Outsiders particularly enthusiastic for the simulation runs, and give them the drive to keep them on track! The unfortunate side effect, however, is it that it does come with a fairly significant crash. Try not to develop a caffeine addiction during this time.
Other than the simulations, Outsiders will also be required to clock in for regular medical checkups, and most will result in asking them to increase their general fitness and physical capabilities. They will be required to utilize the gym, swimming pool, and other physical fitness facilities until their doctors sign off on them. While this may seem like a new form of hazing, the higher ups actually believe it could foster better relationships.
▶ 003. BLACK MARKET.
It’s clear that the number one priority on people’s minds lately is the kaiju that’s on the loose. However, these hushed whispers on the streets aren’t simply rehashing the recent news, but instead are talking about certain trades happening on the black market. Considering the lack of personnel at base due to the damage control and fallout from the incident in Seoul, Outsiders will be tasked with talking to the citizens and scoping out any and all information on these secret trades. Yes, that's right, the black market is teeming with energy yet again.
Akin to the mission in March, it looks like those associated with Tokyo’s darker undertakings have a new business venture and it’s in Imugi body part trading. It looks like the newest hit in folk medicine is currently illegal research in using the Imugi’s scales, bones, and every part they can get their hands on: they have created dragon scale teas, dragon horn supplements, dragon blood steroids, and many other meats, delicacies, and food items. Some have even taken to grinding down the bones and claws. No one actually knows if this increases one's vitality and cures illnesses, or if it’s an unknown risk to the people.
Each of these leads will need to be looked into, and so Outsiders will be tasked as a group, and encouraged to work together in exploring these undertakings. Apparently, there are three major places that need to be explored: an abandoned factory in Shinjuku, a restaurant that is supposedly acting as a front for trades, and even a club similar to the Sapphire Room for higher VIPS who apparently are offering entire limbs of the kaiju up for sale.
It may be hard to move just by operating on civilian identities, and so LILITH is also offering a disguise by style upgrade, and encouraging recruits to make up an adequate “cover” as they explore. As the disguise on their style upgrade coincides with whatever they decide to make their fake identity, Outsiders are also required to turn in the appropriate paperwork, including what the occupation for the cover is, along with any other details to go along with their bit.
These actions are considered unacceptable by LILITH, and as a result are asking Outsiders to partake covertly in order to capture and bring back any suspicious individuals working for any of these black market distribution circles. These same individuals also seem to intersect with other levels of crime in the city, and so certain missions may coincide with these efforts. Outsiders are encouraged to contribute as they are able to.
Akin to the mission in March, it looks like those associated with Tokyo’s darker undertakings have a new business venture and it’s in Imugi body part trading. It looks like the newest hit in folk medicine is currently illegal research in using the Imugi’s scales, bones, and every part they can get their hands on: they have created dragon scale teas, dragon horn supplements, dragon blood steroids, and many other meats, delicacies, and food items. Some have even taken to grinding down the bones and claws. No one actually knows if this increases one's vitality and cures illnesses, or if it’s an unknown risk to the people.
Each of these leads will need to be looked into, and so Outsiders will be tasked as a group, and encouraged to work together in exploring these undertakings. Apparently, there are three major places that need to be explored: an abandoned factory in Shinjuku, a restaurant that is supposedly acting as a front for trades, and even a club similar to the Sapphire Room for higher VIPS who apparently are offering entire limbs of the kaiju up for sale.
It may be hard to move just by operating on civilian identities, and so LILITH is also offering a disguise by style upgrade, and encouraging recruits to make up an adequate “cover” as they explore. As the disguise on their style upgrade coincides with whatever they decide to make their fake identity, Outsiders are also required to turn in the appropriate paperwork, including what the occupation for the cover is, along with any other details to go along with their bit.
█ █ █ MISSION OBJECTIVE:
✖ Create false identity to go undercover.
✖ Sneak into or receive an invitation to one of the following locations: an abandoned factory in Shinjuku, a restaurant chain that is supposedly acting as a front for trades, and Club Spades.
✖ Capture and round-up any suspicious individuals who may have information. Bring them back alive.
✖ Turn in any kaiju parts, items, and stock in.
These actions are considered unacceptable by LILITH, and as a result are asking Outsiders to partake covertly in order to capture and bring back any suspicious individuals working for any of these black market distribution circles. These same individuals also seem to intersect with other levels of crime in the city, and so certain missions may coincide with these efforts. Outsiders are encouraged to contribute as they are able to.
▶ 004. INTERROGATION.
In the midst of the ongoing investigations into the black market, there are rumors that the entire black market scheme was hatched up by a LILITH operative. Due to the timing of the Outsiders touching down in Tokyo and how swiftly the parts collected became distributed, a majority of the suspicions seem to fall on the Outsiders themselves. As a result, everyone on the base will be subject to routine checks on base, and may notice some LILITH drones may be keeping surveillance of them when they leave the premises.
LILITH is also offering rewards to agents under them who are able to discover their peers in possession of any sort of contraband. This includes kaiju parts which may have been given to them for safe-holding during investigation, research specimens that were given to them, or even any items crafted from kaiju, including food items. If any Outsiders are found with these kaiju parts and/or items, they will be taken in for questioning.
During questioning, they will either recruit a fellow Outsider to assist in these cross-examinations, or have them done by another agent under LILITH. Everyone who is brought in to be questioned is forced to ingest a truth serum. Upon consuming the serum orally or aromatically, they will be forced to tell the truth. They will also find themselves particularly loose-lipped, or uncharacteristically forthcoming. Unfortunately, while this serum may clear them of the smuggling accusations, these effects will continue to linger even after the interrogation has ended.
Additionally, while the Outsider or agent may not have been planning anything nefarious by holding onto these kaiju parts, they will be lightly punished. This may include being locked with another Outsider for 24-48 hours to watch AI-generated videos on the importance of going through the proper venues of tagging kaiju parts and not stealing.
LILITH is also offering rewards to agents under them who are able to discover their peers in possession of any sort of contraband. This includes kaiju parts which may have been given to them for safe-holding during investigation, research specimens that were given to them, or even any items crafted from kaiju, including food items. If any Outsiders are found with these kaiju parts and/or items, they will be taken in for questioning.
During questioning, they will either recruit a fellow Outsider to assist in these cross-examinations, or have them done by another agent under LILITH. Everyone who is brought in to be questioned is forced to ingest a truth serum. Upon consuming the serum orally or aromatically, they will be forced to tell the truth. They will also find themselves particularly loose-lipped, or uncharacteristically forthcoming. Unfortunately, while this serum may clear them of the smuggling accusations, these effects will continue to linger even after the interrogation has ended.
Additionally, while the Outsider or agent may not have been planning anything nefarious by holding onto these kaiju parts, they will be lightly punished. This may include being locked with another Outsider for 24-48 hours to watch AI-generated videos on the importance of going through the proper venues of tagging kaiju parts and not stealing.
▶ 005. CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
A few days after newcomers have arrived and the atmosphere on the LILITH base seems to be less tense, a message on everyone's ocular implants will flash: MEETING IN THE SIMULATION ARENA. ATTENDANCE IS A MUST. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
Characters will be grouped by their team name and in numerical order with the assistance of AI robots once they have reached the arena. If they are questioned, they only seem to answer one thing: COMMANDER SHIRO LIKES THINGS A CERTAIN WAY. Once everyone is organized, it's just a matter of waiting. After a moment, one of the arena walls, which is conveniently also a screen, will project a new looking face onto it.
The face is of a man who appears to be in his late twenties, but he's quite older than that. How he's achieved this, nobody seems to know. His hair, stark white, appears rather ragged for someone who otherwise has a neat and tidy appearance. Most of his face is obscured by a pair of goggles, and he does, on the whole look... human. However, while it's difficult to see what exactly is behind him, it certainly looks like a silhouette belonging to a set of tentacles coming from his back. His fingers are laced together with his chin on top of them as he heaves a sigh. The screen flickers with a bit of static.

The screen cuts out, and another debrief sheet appears.
Characters will be grouped by their team name and in numerical order with the assistance of AI robots once they have reached the arena. If they are questioned, they only seem to answer one thing: COMMANDER SHIRO LIKES THINGS A CERTAIN WAY. Once everyone is organized, it's just a matter of waiting. After a moment, one of the arena walls, which is conveniently also a screen, will project a new looking face onto it.
The face is of a man who appears to be in his late twenties, but he's quite older than that. How he's achieved this, nobody seems to know. His hair, stark white, appears rather ragged for someone who otherwise has a neat and tidy appearance. Most of his face is obscured by a pair of goggles, and he does, on the whole look... human. However, while it's difficult to see what exactly is behind him, it certainly looks like a silhouette belonging to a set of tentacles coming from his back. His fingers are laced together with his chin on top of them as he heaves a sigh. The screen flickers with a bit of static.
"Angels of LILITH, I'm severely disappointed in your failure. Teams Brimstone & Revelation, I expected more of you. If you had not let the Imugi escape, we would not have fallen into the hell that we are in now. We would not have had to make a decision to start with. Read the following instructions carefully. Make up for your mistakes. Don't ever let this happen again. Or else."
The screen cuts out, and another debrief sheet appears.
█ █ █ MISSION OBJECTIVE: COMMUNITY & TEAM BUILDING.
✖ Team Brimstone & Revelation: Treat a colleague from Team Everlight & Team Redemption to a meal to celebrate their overall success. Everlight & Redemption will pick their meal of choice.
✖ (ALL TEAMS) Teach kaiju emergency protocol with given curriculum at the following school: Nishi Elementary School in the Shinjuku district.
✖ (ALL TEAMS) Clean up trash in the following districts: Shinjuku, Chiyoda, and Bunkyo.
✖ Shame fellow colleagues for their MISSED ATTACKS in whatever methods possible. Their codenames are: RUBBER DUCKY, AMBROSIA, CLOWN PRINCE, GODDESS OF DEATH, LILITH69, NADEL, RASGULLA, STARDUST.
▶ 006. AFTERWORD.
Welcome to our sixth TDM! All TDM threads are game canon and characters who don't app will be glitched out of this world. As the TDM will act as the event, existing characters are heavily encouraged to participate. Please use this format for top levels: CHARACTER | CANON | CURRENT / NEW CHARACTER.
There are currently 14 available player slots. New players are welcome to use this TDM to get samples for when APPLICATIONS open.
None of the prompts suit your fancy? Feel free to check out our main base and locations page and make up your own prompts! (Las Vegas is still being rebuilt and Seoul has closed off its borders to the Japan branch of LILITH.)
Use the code provided in the ARRIVAL prompt if you'd like to participate in the ice breaker, and place it in your top level along with your other prompts. Anything such as civilian name or username can be marked as UNDECIDED if you're unsure of what you'd like your character to have for now. Though it says 'Orientation', existing characters can still participate in the ice-breaker.
The monthly mingle will reveal information about payment for last month's mission and the winners for KO and top hit.
Please note that all tags in this log will count for 2 reward points each and will count towards September AC.
There are currently 14 available player slots. New players are welcome to use this TDM to get samples for when APPLICATIONS open.
None of the prompts suit your fancy? Feel free to check out our main base and locations page and make up your own prompts! (Las Vegas is still being rebuilt and Seoul has closed off its borders to the Japan branch of LILITH.)
Use the code provided in the ARRIVAL prompt if you'd like to participate in the ice breaker, and place it in your top level along with your other prompts. Anything such as civilian name or username can be marked as UNDECIDED if you're unsure of what you'd like your character to have for now. Though it says 'Orientation', existing characters can still participate in the ice-breaker.
The monthly mingle will reveal information about payment for last month's mission and the winners for KO and top hit.
Please note that all tags in this log will count for 2 reward points each and will count towards September AC.
TDM #6 BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. ARRIVAL PROMPT: Newcomers arrive with ocular and brain implants, and are given a breakdown of the premise with an icebreaker orientation to complete. Their first cafeteria meal is food ration bars. Newcomers are placed in gray loungewear while they are being sorted into teams.
2. SIMULATION: All Outsiders are subject to a new paired training regimen that focuses on formation, teamwork, and decision making. The training is a simulation of the most recent mission in South Korea and the target is a simulated version of the Imugi. Failed results will be more frequent and Outsiders will be required to redo the simulation until they achieve a mission success. Outsiders will also have required medical checkups with the goal of increasing overall fitness and physical capabilities.
3. BLACK MARKET: Outsiders are tasked to investigate rumors of Imugi body part trading happening in certain areas of Tokyo. They are encouraged to work together and create aliases outside of their civilian identities in order to infiltrate these facilities. Once infiltrated, Outsiders are to capture any suspicious individuals working for these black market circles, as well as to retrieve any kaiju parts or items.
4. INTERROGATION: Everyone on base will be subjected to routine checks with LILITH drones surveilling them upon leaving base. LILITH will be offering rewards to agents who turn in their peers for possessing any sort of contraband; these Outsiders will be brought in for interrogation either by a LILITH agent, or by another Outsider. Those subject to interrogation will be forced to ingest a truth serum; effects of the serum will linger after the interrogation has ended. Anyone who admits to being in possession of contraband will be punished by being locked with another Outsider for 24-48 hours.
5. CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR ACTIONS: Outsiders are summoned to the simulation arena for a meeting with Commander Shiro, who expresses his disappointment with their performance in the latest mission. He provides a chance for Outsiders to redeem themselves via various tasks to avoid this from happening again.
vash the stampede ( trigun: stampede / current )
oo1. base
oo2. simulation a
oo3. simulation b
d. the black market
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Until finally, his friend appears to have reached their breaking point. ]
Vash ... Are you okay? Don't cry. [ There aren't any tissues in the simulation room, unfortunately. Kabru moves over to him, squatting down and taking his hand. ] It's pretty frustrating, isn't it?
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( He's still crying, but the appearance of his friend at least has Vash trying to put on a brave face, sniffing as hard as he can, fingers curling around the other man's own. )
I'm f-fine. I'm just -. ( Overstimulated, overwhelmed, prone to crying fits since he was younger. He's been getting better at it, but maybe it's just everything else on top of a life that was already a little too hard. The dress isn't helping, or maybe it isn't even the dress at all. He's always liked being silly. ) I feel weird. ( The dreaded caffeine. ) And I'm t-tired and I don't like that they're punishing p-people for this. What good is it doing?
( You know who has a guilt complex a planet wide? This guy! But LILITH shouldn't get to utilise it. They tried. )
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[ Maybe it's an atonement thing. LILITH Japan showing Korea that they are taking the blunder seriously. Those at the top rarely think about the people at the ground that way. He isn't surprised by it, but it doesn't feel fair, and he doesn't like that it's taking a toll on everyone. ]
Come here. [ He'll nudge Vash a little closer, like he's offering himself for a hug if that's what Vash needs. ] I'm sorry I don't have a handkerchief.
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001
Finally! Somebody else who appreciates a good skirt!]
Oooh, nicely styled! The number of ruffle layers might make it hard to move in, but damn if it doesn't look fine! Makes me wish I still had Hiyori's school uniform to wear.
[Just when you thought this conversation couldn't get any weirder, huh.]
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( For a minute Vash looks a little like he wants to turn tail and flee, but then his friend starts complimenting him and all the tension leaves just as suddenly as it arrived. ) Oh? You like it? I can't really claim credit. I tried to do that style upgrade thing and now I'm stuck like this!
( He feels silly, and kind of on show, but you know what? He has a good buddy. )
Aw man, I bet you'd rock a school uniform! Not that I know what one of those looks like, but Hiyori's fashionable, right? So you would be too.
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[Proof it could always be worse. Better to be buried under yards of pure white satin than on display in a leather bikini.]
I've got the legs for it, I have to admit, hehe. Right though?? If I got stuck in Hiyori's wardrobe, I'd know for sure that I'be cute and stylish! [Chuckling a little to himself, he then coughs a bit, trying not to eye all the various scars and such.] So, uh, where you headed? You got some plans or just trying to follow orders like we've been instructed?
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oo2
Sylvain's doing his best, but there's a hopeful voice behind him, and he turns around, hopefully, and maybe it's the stress, maybe it's the exhaustion, maybe it's the fact he died not that long ago, but the first thing that fucking pops out of his mouth is-]
No you're not.
[It's like the verbal version of taking a fish and just slapping it between the two of them, the words hanging in the air in the same way a salmon would slap, slap, splat against the ground. Or a Magikarp? It's just got that sort of flat, awkward, sudden cadence to it.
And then Sylvain sways a bit because whew, 3 energy drinks and counting, he can see the stars.]
You're wearing that.
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Okay, sure I don't look like I am, but hasn't anyone ever told you not to judge a book by its cover? ( Just because he's wearing a dress!!! Plenty of people in dresses can kick kaiju butt. Also, maybe they'd be less likely to eat him if he is made up of itchy, disgusting fabric? ) Also, not by choice! But even if it was, rude.
( Sorry, the caffeine. It has him absolutely almost vibrating out of his skin. ) And I was part of this fight too.
( Above their heads another MISSION: FAILED sign flashes. ) Uhh. It was a hard fight?
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...okay, regarding done, back to Vash.]
Is the point of this training to get us up to par, or convince us that fighting's futile and we should just give up? I'm starting to feel like it's the second one.
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the next time we get malfunctions i desperately need sylvain to go through it pls and ty
of fucking course AND it'll be Vash's problem
he'll do his best too soothe don't worry!!! or be a punching bag, whatever's needed.
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normally I'd move this over but I figure a couple of tags and then something new
yes!! they're gonna be buddies i have decided upon it.
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[ and now vash is crying. hunter wants to snap at him to get back to the mission (or risk having another breakdown himself), but something about vash collapsing to the ground and crying in a wedding dress just.... renders him unable. maybe it's the scars, because they're hard to look at, even though hunter has plenty of scars himself ]
Look, just---
[ a frustrated noise. he is not good at comfort. he leans in closer so their preceptors don't overhear ]
Just take a break. I'll handle it.
[ he tried ]
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( He's pressing both flesh and metal hand to his face, ineffectually mopping up whatever tears he can. It'll be fine, just give him a second, he'll be totally with it real soon. Except, he opens his fingers to peak through them, glancing up at the failure sign, breaking into a peal of new crying.
It's been a long day. He should never have discovered energy drinks. )
This sucks! What do they want from us? What good is making us re-d-do a fight we can't win? ( Because that's what this feels like now, just beating a dead Toma, useless action that causes more harm than good. ) A-also, there's so many n-new people! N-now we look b-b-bad.
( Welp, there he goes again. )
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[ but his relief is short-lived, because vash immediately starts to fall apart again and hunter has a small internal panic about it ]
... It's punishment for our failure. Pushing us to the point of exhaustion, dragging us to examinations to check us for flaws and weaknesses, [ aka: doctor visits ] making us relive the experience of failing. Warning us that if we fail again the consequences will be worse. The new people will be our replacements. [ this is all stated in a very matter-of-the-fact way. #just child soldiers things. ]
[ ... vash is still crying. ]
[ a bird friend emerges from hunter's outfit, flying over to land on vash's shoulder and chirp at him encouragingly!! then the bird cants his head to chirp at hunter ]
What?! What am I supposed to do about it? Is that really going to--- [ a small exchange between boy and bird happens, and then... hunter drifts over to where vash is crumpled up, and pats his back in the most awkward fashion. there, there... ]
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D (eez prompts are hard to pick just one haha)
Speaking of such.
He recognizes the wailing man in a dress. Didn't he have a breakdown in the simulation room earlier today? Someone got to him then (thankfully. Comforting is. Not his strength) but he's been keeping an eye out for him since....
It's probably good he has. People leading someone away from a bar like that is...not a good sign.
He sighs, mentally bracing himself for what he's about to attempt. He drains the drink to dull his anxiety before stepping over.]
Ah. There you are. I should have known...
[ He moves to Vash's side, not too subtly taking a slightly protective stance should the person possibly about to mug Vash try anything.]
I've been looking everywhere for you. Your best man should know where you are, especially after an...awful ceremony like that.
[Thankfully he'd made a disguise that was pretty formal looking. He needs to sell this better though, he knows his acting is stiff. What would Boothill say?
....he hates that he's actually thinking of that.
He gives a wry, slightly strained grin.
Exes, am I right?
asdfgh i tried to make them as silly as possible.
But Vash is too busy swivelling his gaze between would-be criminal and his new friend to actively protest. It takes him a minute or two to catch up, eyes going wide as he starts babbling. ) H-hey, buddy. ( Fingerguns, he is the worst. ) It was pretty bad, right? I can't believe he left me and took the cake. I wanted that strawberry frosting. And after I gave him all my - ( HELP. ) - ... youth?
( His face crumples, overdramatic. At least this time the tears are put on, but that sadly means his bad acting is shining through. He's not very good with being put on the spot. Either way, their third is actively trying to creep further and further away, and so Vash steps beyond Dan to grasp the goon by the t-shirt with one singular metal fist. )
But ah, I thought. You know what would really stick it to m-my ... groom? If we sold that godawful claw. Scale. ( Fuck. ) Good idea, right?
( He is throwing his new bestie a Look. )
THIS SURE IS....A TRAIN WRECK...I'M SORRY
Neither is this sort of reply. Good heavens. If he were not trying to play the sympathetic Best Man, Dan Heng would have face palmed that very moment. Instead he just stares at the man. So they're both bad at this...is it too late to go back and hide in his room?] Yes. I am impressed he managed to take the entire thing with him. He was quite. Determined. The audacity. [He is full of regrets.
Vash's following tears get exactly two awkward pats on the back. There there.]
What? Oh. Yes. That...scale. Horrid present. You should sell it, yes, so we can get you all the strawberry frosting you want. [He looks to the would-be buyer, making a valiant effort to keep a straight face and not flee the scene entirely with them.] Interested in taking it off...[WHAT is Vash's alias again. Do NOT say Pom-Pom.] Val's hands, sir?
NO IT'S SO DEEPLY FUNNY I NEEDED EXACTLY THIS.
OK GOOD....COVERS FACE....LMAO....
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investigating the BLACK MARKET? you're practically asking to get kidnapped. or killed. or worse. yet she couldn't let it go - watching LILITH and other civilians steal kaiju parts. reading the report on people using those parts illegally. she couldn't NOT stick her nose somewhere it doesn't NEED to be.
she just didn't expect to see vash here, too.
in a wedding dress, no less. crying, WAILING to someone about being left at the altar. now following this super shady guy who knows WHERE. without thinking, she blurts, ]
H, Hold it! Right there! [ hiyori puts on her best, commanding tone. she went for channeling a war goddess. her eyes are still pink, and she's the same height, but she's wearing a long and I mean RIDUCLOUSLY long blonde wig that nearly sweeps the floor and this uniform. she looks mafia? bodyguard? military? dommy mommy???????
warning: she is bad at this. ]
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Hiy -. ( Nope. ) He...len. Helen. What are you doing here? I t-told you that I wasn't going to come back! ( He makes a noise, a brain-stalling shudder of sound, like he's clearly not good at thinking on the spot. ) Y-you can tell Nick that he doesn't get to have me anymore!
( Fuck?? Nick??? Wolfwood can never find out about this, why did he choose that name out of all possible names? What is he doing?
He swings back to the criminal just as dramatically, skirts swishing. ) This is Helen, my no-good ex-fiance's bodyguard. He's really high up. Yeah, a loooot of shady dealings. So much money! So many illicit parts. I really wish I could show it to him. Real bad. Like how could he?
( Over his shoulder. ) Ignore that, Helen! Your boss is terrible to you too!
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their story, as she understands it:
- nick left him at the altar
- she is nick's bodyguard
- nick is terrible probably. also shady, rich, and up to no good
- she has come to fetch vash, er, eriks?? no, that's his civilian name. right, um. um!!
GOT IT. ]
Boss Nick will not take no for an answer, Vic. [ YEAH. YEAH, YOU'RE VIC NOW. VIC AND NICK. guess who is also not good at thinking on the spot? hiyori clenches her hands at her sides to stop the shaking, tightening her jaw. she is so out of her element wandering around back alleys and trying to blend in with the unethical as she tries listening in but hiyori's priority.
is making sure he gets out of this. especially after telling her about his MULTIPLE ADBUCTIONS.
beautiful dress, btw. but is this really your undercover look, vash!? their criminal looks lost as fuck. definitely annoyed. okay. okay! what does she do? when he's turned his back to her again, hiyori makes her move. by scooping vash up into her arms, bridal style. there's only a slight strain in her voice. what would bishamon say? she doesn't know her well enough.
what would yato say? ah. probably THAT. a deep breath goes in through her nose. ]
YA FREAKIN' IDJIT. [ what is SHE doing. ] If ya love him, don't give up so easily!! You agreed to marry him for a reason! Maybe he's terrible but he sent me over to find ya, didn't he?! Now, come on!! We've got a wedding to go to! Yours!
[ come on come on come on ]
HIYORI OH MY GOD.
GETTIN SILLY WIDDIT
THIS IS A DISASTER I'M GENUINELY DYING
CAN IT GET WORSE
AHAHAH FUCK
SDKLGJSK
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Simulation B
There, there... let it out, let out.
(Pat, pat,)
You can scream, if you want. It works, I promise!
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T-t-tsurumaru. Why are you always opting for screams?
( It's a good question, inquiring minds. Kinda sounds like it would hurt his throat for the most part, but then he's going to give himself a headache from all the wailing, probably. )
I don't want to scare any-anyone.
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(That's why. And honestly, screaming is one of his better solutions. He keeps patting Vash, occasionally making some comforting "shh" sounds to try and calm him,)
Now, now, don't be so negative. Don't think of it as scaring anyone. Think of it as surprising everyone with your heart.
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He does, however, sit in his spot and listens to the overdramatic wail. The mention of being left at the altar. Not that he thinks it's true. Unfortunately, he doesn't know this stranger from Adam or Eve.
The PPDC ranger also doesn't like the look on Vash's companion's face. Not when he's seen people give that kind of look before. He downs his drink before moving over and giving Vash a smile. ]
You should've told me that you'd be here. You mentioned that we had places to be and I find you here. We should go and keep our appointment, you know.
[ Those eyes look toward Vash's companion. ]
I'm sorry, but we've really got to go. Meetings to keep and all.
[ Then he looks back toward Vash. ]
Ready? You might as well treat yourself on his time and dime, after all.
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( Here he was, about to land some kind of deal so he could get a little more information and some guy comes along talking about meetings. Does no one understand the concept of subtefuge? Is it just him? It can't be just him, he's so bad at it, if it's just him there's absolutely no hope for the rest of the world. But he blinks at Raleigh, brain going a mile a minute. )
Mee ... tings?
( The shady individual he had been dealing with looks between Vash and Raleigh, curiously. )
You know -. ( Sing-song, and friendly. ) My memory hasn't been the same since that tragic ... baking ... accident. ( Oh God, he needs to get better at this. ) Maybe that's why my husband doesn't want to marry me? But just ... refresh me. What meetings?
( Listen, the man he was trying to scam starts, and Vash waves hands desperately. ) Hang on, hang on! Gimme a sec. You wouldn't judge a guy with brain problems, would you?
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He's not sure what to make of it when the other mentions a baking accident. ]
Your memory hasn't been the same since you took that fall, no. That's why you've got me around. As for your so-called fiancé, forget about him. He was never worth your time anyway.
[ As for the meetings... ]
The contractors for the new house. Those meetings.
[ Raleigh gives the shady individual a brief smile moving just slightly to keep himself between this guy and Vash. He wasn't worried about getting hurt. If the guy tried anything he'd put him on his ass. ]
Maybe he can catch up to you later.
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