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▶ 004. TEST DRIVE & SIMULATION #4

TEST DRIVE & SIMULATION #4


CONTENT WARNINGS: forced partial nudity, dead bodies

▶ 001. ARRIVAL / CAFETERIA.

It happens in the blink of an eye -- a dash of time. You're taken from where you were. What you were doing.. it isn't important anymore, and slowly, you give up to desire your normal life. When you awake, figures are looking down on you from a surgical table.

"Yeah, this one will do; let's take them to the rest," That's all you see before losing consciousness again, only to wake up in a pod with many others.

"Your questions will be answered soon enough as I'm sure you will have many," a female, robotic voice says.

Just then, your pod opens in a dim corridor with many others. Your new life is about to begin... whether you like it or not.


The pods drain their stasis fluid which wakens each Outsider. When Outsiders emerge from their pod in only their undergarments which have been supplied to them and head to a locker room in the medical bay, to find a towel to dry off with, a set of gray loungewear to wear as LILITH makes the final decision in organizing the Outsider to their rightful teams. If a character has any accessibility needs, they will be found here. It's about then they will feel a sharp pain at the back of their eyes, almost like there’s a foreign body lodged on the inside of their head. This pain will subside quickly as their body adapts to the changes, but there will always be a sensation of something being not quite right. That their bodies have been changed forever. They would be correct in thinking that. In the pod, all Outsiders have been surgically fitted with ocular and brain implants that will enable them to communicate with LILITH and the rest of the crew, and feed them the information they require. Almost like a computer screen has been loaded into their brains, they will see a loading screen as the implant completes its download. A questionnaire will then pop up, waiting for their answer. A voice, robotic and feminine, will also read along in their brain for them.

█ █ █ LOADING COMPLETE … BEGIN ORIENTATION …


Name:
Username:
Civilian Identity:
Age:
Species:
Origin:

What is your fantasy?




The system will give Outsiders one chance to provide a truthful answer and choose their username and civilian identity. Should they refuse to cooperate, the implant will download the answer directly from their brain (and give them a username or civilian name against their will). This questionnaire will then be posted on the network for all to view and reply to. Almost like an ice-breaker, if you will. LILITH wants all their newest recruits to learn about each other!

Outsiders will receive a quick brief about their situation: They will be told that the year is 2278, and they have been taken to Neo Tokyo, one of the last bastions of mankind in a world terrorized by various Kaiju and monsters. Only a third of the population remains, and LILITH has gathered talented people from other dimensions here as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Outsiders are free to continue asking LILITH questions through their implant, but there’s no guarantee they will provide them with a straight answer …

Outsiders will also notice an implant in their dominant wrist. This implant has a barcode in it that will enable them to purchase goods from the local stores in Neo Tokyo. They will receive a starting balance of 10,000 KRYPTOS (about USD 66), which is barely enough for a few good meals, groceries and supplies. They can view their current balance through a hologram window projected by their ocular implant.

Once they leave the medical bay, they’ll be able to grab a quick meal in the cafeteria and mingle with the other Outsiders just waking up. Today’s menu is creamy crab onigiri & ginger salad, all packed neatly in a food ration tray.

That familiar, robotic voice is heard again:

"Greetings, my name is SYNTHIA and I will be taking care of you today while the rest of the crew is busy handling a recent issue. Worry not, my children. You are in safe hands."



▶ 002. CLEAN UP THE LAND OF DREAMS.

After nearly a month of investigation and monitoring everyone’s health, Tokyo Disney is finally cleared. Outsiders will be sent back to Tokyo Disneyland to resume their work. LILITH will order them to go collect the rotting remains of the Yamadenki and any bodies that were left behind from the battle.

When they return, they will find the park is still left in ruin from the battle and the air smells horrible. They will have to sift through the rubble for the remains of Yamadenki, rift mutated corpses, hybrids, and fallen scientists and mercenaries. It’s dirty work but someone has to do it. Luckily, LILITH has provided a sanitation suit that some Outsiders may remember. There are only a few in various colors, and those who reject the sanitation suit will be provided with gloves and encouraged to activate their plugsuit instead. After they’ve removed the bodies, they will be told to help clean up the park. The park has always been a popular place for teenagers to sneak off to and while they can keep the area closed off for the safety of the majority, there’s no way to keep out the most dedicated troublemakers. Some of the rides have some residual charge in their engines and can be ridden.. maybe test drive them for a spin? Nobody has to know you're doing it, right?

Furthermore, LILITH is interested in what remains of the secret labs. Most of the computer hardware and records have already been confiscated but considering how they’ve had almost a whole month to rest, they should be fit and ready to do some heavy lifting, surely. Most notably, LILITH will task the Outsiders with moving and transporting heavy machinery such as the electric generators, refrigerators, freezers, incubators, water distillers, and all sorts of fancy equipment. They will have to find a way to drag all of this out of the tunnels, up to the surface, and to the transport vehicles waiting to take them back to LILITH. If they look around, they may find a few golf carts in the tunnels but whether or not they have keys or even work is to be determined.

Observant Outsiders will spot some men in suits appraising the park and nodding their heads. Could there be plans for a revival of Tokyo Disneyland?


▶ 003. DATAPORTAL TESTING.

Following the clean up efforts at Disney, things begin to happen at LILITH. The engineering department gets to work and it isn’t long until they announce they’ve finally managed to get some of the dataportals running. It seems the Yamadenki remains had some special properties that they could use to stabilize and power the right technology. This is excellent news or LILITH and the administrators get to work communicating with other organizations around the world.

In the meantime, these dataportals need to be tested and Outsiders will be asked to volunteer. Should they agree, the engineers and technicians will explain that they’re going to try a short-distance test first. They still have access to their old base in Kyoto. It was abandoned years ago after a particularly devastating kaiju attack. While they were able to secure most items of importance in their evacuation, it wouldn’t hurt to go back and do another sweep for things that may have been left behind like medical supplies, tools, technology, and food/drink supplies.

Characters will be able to travel back and forth between Kyoto and Tokyo while they test the portals. There are some known effects of portal jumping but whether they start to take effect on the first jump or after a certain amount depends on the person. Symptoms include nausea, headaches, dizziness, and a loss of spatial awareness so they may get into people’s spaces, bump into things, miss targets, or get lost easily.


▶ 004. KYOTO & KAIJU.

Outsiders will be transported to the Old Kyoto Base with a small team of operatives. In terms of structure, the Kyoto Base looks similar to that of Neo Tokyo, with the remnants of a training ground, research labs and dormitories free to explore. Once upon a time, this base was filled with LILITH personnel. What had happened to them, along with all the other residents of Kyoto, is anyone’s guess.

With some work, they’ll be able to kickstart the emergency generators which will be enough to provide the power needed to search parts of the base. Characters can also leave the base and explore what remains of Kyoto. The streets are empty and the city has been abandoned since the attack. The Imperial Palace is still standing, albeit in decrepit conditions from years of neglect, and the once picturesque, historical streets now sit in ruin. Keep searching, and you will see the scars left behind from the attack - monstrous claw marks against a building wall, and forgotten human remains.

With the lack of human interference, Kyoto has become overrun with wild animals such as macaques, deer, foxes and tanuki. A herd of boar-like Kaiju have also taken their place at the top of the ecosystem. This Kaiju, the Yama-Kujira, is of special interest to LILITH.


█ █ █ MONSTER DEBRIEF SHEET
NAME: Yama-Kujira
HEIGHT: 10 meters (adult), 2 meters (infant)
WEIGHT: 200 kg (adult), 60kg (infant)
CLASS: Piglets are harmless, Adults are a moderate threat
LOCATION: Kyoto, Japan
ABILITIES: The adult Yama-Kujira compensate for their terrible eyesight with a vicious attitude. They will charge at everything and everyone at the slightest disturbance, be it the sound of footsteps or even a bird flapping its wings. They have a keen sense of smell and hearing, and sharp tusks that they use to maul their prey. Fiercely territorial, especially near to their nests. Hates loud noises and the colour red. In groups, they have the ability to cause a minor earthquake by stomping into the ground. The Yama-Kujira piglets, on the other hand, are blind, harmless, docile and do not have tusks. May charge ineffectively to practice their skills and are strong enough to knock a person over. They enjoy fruit, nuts and milk.
WEAKNESS: They are virtually blind and rely on their smell/hearing, so taking those senses out will disorientate them. Otherwise weak to being flipped over and has a soft underbelly. Getting their tusks trapped in something will temporarily immobilize them as well.
EXTRA NOTES: Eats primarily vegetation and local wildlife but the adults will kill anything that moves.

█ █ █ MISSION OBJECTIVE:
✖ Eliminate all adult Yama-Kujira within the area.
✖ Lure in and capture infants to surrender to LILITH.
✖ Bring back Yama-Kujira specimens, alive or dead.
✖ Scavenge for useful technology or supplies from around Kyoto and the Kyoto base.

█ █ █ ATTACHED PHOTO:


▶ 005. MAID DAY.

While Outsiders test out the portal technology and the engineers make adjustments to make traveling more stable, the administrators will announce they’ve touched base with other organizations around the world and have begun to process travel documents for everyone.

In the meantime, they will have to help do paperwork which includes repeatedly confirming details like their birthdays, hair color, age, blood types, and so on. They will have to fill out multiple forms again and again for administration, insurance, and passport reasons, as well as reasons that just don’t make sense. The paperwork is endless and it’s a lot to keep track of but everything is due on May 10th. To make matters worse, there is the longest line at the immigration office that does not seem to be moving at all. For some reason, paperwork submission needs to be done in person, even with all the advances in technology.

On the day of the deadline, something bizarre happens. Those with style upgrades should be familiar with LILITH’s state-of-the-art clothing-changing technology. On May 10th, nanobots will engulf some Outsiders and overwrite their clothing, forcing them into a maid outfit (or butler outfit, depending on player preference). Seok Dang’s back from his suspension (is that why he’s been so quiet and nobody has seen him around base?), and he was given the task to encourage all the Outsiders to finish their paperwork.

“I’m back, baby! Daddy’s hoooome!! Did you like the frills? Enjoying them? Everyone say ‘thank you Seokdang-oppaaaaa!’. The Captain says you gotta do your paperwork, and some lazy bastards haven’t turned theirs in yet. Unless you wanna be in that cute lacy skirt forever, let’s encourage everyone to do their homework, okay? Well, if you guys decide to just stay like this forever, I ain’t complaining. It’s pretty easy on the eyes. Next time, maybe I'll put you hot kittens in some tight leather. Who knows!”


Outsiders will find themselves dressed in maid costumes until everyone has completed their paperwork, so LILITH is heavily encouraging you to persuade your friends! Once everyone has submitted their paperwork, they’ll be able to uninstall the maid upgrade… but they can keep it as a gift! Those who would like to opt-out can simply have their clothing not be effected, and this prank works with those who have a style upgrade or are in their LILITH given attire (plugsuit or loungewear.)

▶ 006. AFTERWORD.

Welcome to our fourth TDM! All TDM threads are game canon; characters who don't app will be glitched out of this world. As TDM will act as the event, existing characters are heavily encouraged to participate. We encourage this format for top levels: CHARACTER | CANON | CURRENT / NEW CHARACTER. '

There are currently 16 available player slots. New players are welcome to use this TDM to get samples for when APPLICATIONS open.

None of the prompts suit your fancy? Feel free to check out our main base and locations page and make up your own prompts!

Use the code provided in the ARRIVAL prompt if you'd like to participate in the ice breaker and place it in your top level along with your other prompts. Anything such as civilian name or username can be marked as UNDECIDED if you're unsure of what you'd like your character to have for now. Though it says 'Orientation', existing characters can still participate in the ice-breaker.

Please note that all tags in this log will count for 2 reward points each and will count towards May AC.


TDM #4 BREAKDOWN/RECAP (CLICK TO EXPAND)
1. ARRIVAL PROMPT: Newcomers arrive with ocular and brain implants and told a breakdown of the premise with an icebreaker orientation to fill out. Their first cafeteria meal is crab onigiri & ginger salad. Newcomers are placed in gray loungewear while they are being sorted into teams.

2. TOKYO DISNEYLAND CLEAN UP: Outsiders are sent back to Tokyo Disney to gather resources from the Yamadenki attack. Outsiders may wear a sanitation suit or use gloves. Some rides have residual energy should anyone want to try and take them for a spin.

3. DATAPORTAL TESTING: Resources gained from the Yamadenki creature have supplied LILITH with enough energy to use the dataportal to teleport outsiders to a former base location in Kyoto. Using the dataportal may give Outsiders limited side effects.

4. KYOTO & KAIJU: In lieu of a Simulation in Seok Dang's absence, Outsiders who teleport to Kyoto will be given the task to fight and clear out the Yama-Kujira, a boar like creature.

5. MAID DAY: Outsiders must fill out repetitive paperwork, which foreshadows travel in the future, and threatening not to will result in a forced maid outfit, courtesy of Seok Dang and his return.


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ishmael / limbus company / current player

[personal profile] wheft 2024-05-01 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
dataportal testing
a. [ the only reason why ishmael signed up for this is because she wanted to get the dirt on how this particular technology of theirs worked. it's... probably not as bad as the warp technology they have in the City, but too bad she's being neurotic as hell as she stares down at the glimmering portal with much trepidation before turning to the next one in line. ]

Here, you go first. I'm going to need a minute.

[ a lot of minutes, actually. if she seems pale in the face for a moment there, no she isn't. ]

b. [ inevitably she will go through the portal at some point, whether by being coaxed into it or even being pushed into it so rudely. as expected, the short journey was rough as hell on her despite taking place in like a couple of seconds or so, and she emerges from the portal while clutching at her head as a wave of nausea hits her like a truck.

she should sit down, or something. she thinks she sees a bench a few feet away, so she's going to make the arduous walk over there -- but not without rudely bumping into anyone who happens to be in her way, or even stepping onto their foot by sheer accident. sorry, sorry, but maybe y'all shouldn't have been on the way in the first place :/ ]

maid day
a. [ unlike most outsiders who'd normally be bothered in a maid dress, ishmael doesn't normally mind. probably because the skirt of her dress is long enough to be able to provide some comfort in wearing it unlike the skintight plugsuits they have to wear every now and then.

it's probably uncommon for a maid like her to be already up at around four in the morning though, as she can be found in the common rooms with her eyes lit up, indicating that she's using the oculars. don't worry, ishmael would think that it's odd for the other person to be awake this early too. ]


Ready to go? [ go where? curiously enough, she is wearing a pair of sneakers - a weird fashion choice for a maid, but one will see in due time. ] I am not going to wait another day for my turn at the immigration office, and so should you. Let's go.

b. [ maid and butler cafes are still going strong in futuristic japan, it seems. while there are more butler cafes to choose from, the Swallowtail still boasts to have the best and most impeccable service around. lately, they have expanded their cast to include victorian maids in long skirts, and there has been some hubbub over there -- something about a maid with fiery orange hair and freckles making waves in the local cafe scene.

said freckled maid just so happens to be your server for today, and a glint of recognition comes and goes from ishmael's eyes as she retains her professional manner upon greeting you at the door with a curtsy of her long skirt. she is NOT breaking character for this, dammit. ]


Welcome home, master. Please, follow me.

wildcard
[ yall know what to do here. just lmk if you wanna do something else with ishy via dms!! ]
Edited 2024-05-01 01:57 (UTC)
sakanagis: (n: fuse)

[personal profile] sakanagis 2024-05-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
If a character already has a plugsuit-esque outfit that they put on naturally as part of changing forms, will they be required to wear the given one... over it? I'm mostly asking for hilarity's sake!
frostfist: <user name=tanuki_nishi site=twitter.com> (pic#16953511)

wriothesley | genshin impact | current character

[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
1. DISNEYLAND
[ So here they are again, back at Krispy Kreme Tokyo Disneyland. At least this time there aren't any giant electric lizards to fight, only a metric ton of equipment that needs to be moved.....mostly by hand. No problem though! Turns out those nanobot injections, blindingly painful though they had been, come in handy during times like these. ]

A — [ If you're struggling, he's quick to step over, one hand outstretched. He's a little sweaty and grimy but there's a smile on his face. ]

Need a hand?

[ Teamwork makes the dream work! ]

B — [ Later, he can be found staring at one of the rides (it's the teacup ride, of course it's the fucking teacup ride), looking very intently at the ON switch glowing a very faint red. Seems like the power might be back on temporarily...? ]

Wonder if it'll actually start if I flip it on....

[ But he can be found staring at all the other rides during his break. Someone encourage him to go on a rollercoaster so his old man spine can crack. ]
2. (NOT) FUN WITH PORTALS
[ There is a man nearby who seems to be veering dangerously close to a telephone pole. He hasn't seemed to notice ye—oh no, there he goes, slamming right into that pole facefirst. There's a low grunt of pain, a raise of one hand to rub at his forehead, and then he's back on the road, trying to do his best to keep a straight line down the sidewalk.

Except, two minutes later, he's tripping over a poor dog crossing the sidewalk and swearing a little too loudly. Motherfucker.

Someone please save him from himself and give him a hand. ]
3. MAID THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU
[ Time and worlds may change, but apparently pointless bureaucracy and paperwork remain everlasting.

Which is to say: he's here at the immigration office, papers clutched in one hand and standing in a line he's pretty sure beats even the queue that winds out the front of the Palais Mermonia on the days both Neuvillette and Furina are in office. So much for progress and innovation changing lifestyles.

To make matters worse, he's outfitted in an exceedingly ill-suited (but well-fitted!) dress, trying to ignore the way the lace cuffs at his wrists scratch and itch. For a man in a skimpy dress, he sure seems okay with it...probably because this isn't the first time this has happened to him. ]


So....wanna bet on how long it'll take before we reach the front? I'm gonna guess at least three hours.

[ So sorry, but you're stuck in line with him now too. ]
4. WILDCARD
[ Sorry, I only know how to write stupid prompts. Feel free to throw something else at me or DM me to plan out something specific! ]
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Raidou Kuzunoha XIV | Devil Summoner | Current character

[personal profile] the_fourteenth 2024-05-01 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
▶ 001. CAFETERIA

[As with the last batch of new arrivals, Raidou is here to help. He'll search out any new faces among the crowd, those looking confused and lost as they wander the floor with a tray in hand.

A young man in dark clothes and a military-esque hat motion to you to take the seat across from him. His voice is soft and reassuring.]


Please, have a seat. I'm sure you have a lot of questions. I can't say I can answer them all, but I'll try my best.

▶ 002. KYOTO
[Raidou wishes he hadn't come. He'd always wanted to visit Kyoto, but seeing it like this is heart breaking. While helpful and vigilant as ever, Raidou is even quieter than normal when it comes to working on this mission.

After spending time with his fellow Outsiders rounding up supplies and shooing off various critters roaming the area, they stumble across a small nest of a few yama-kujira piglets alone, waiting for their mother to return. Any mention of collecting them up to take to LILITH gets a moment of hesitation from him, his expression defiant, ultimately shaking his head.]


No.

▶ 003. MAID DAY
[Guess who's on the list for not having turned in his paperwork! This very responsible boy hasn't taken care of it already? Shock of shocks! He has good reason for that, in his opinion, and Raidou refuses to leave his room while his style chip is on the fritz like this. He's mortified to be seen in this frilly, black and purple cat-themed getupby anyone.

You can knock on his door, but he'll talk to you through it. He doesn't want to open it.]


I'm not going out there.
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i'm here for maids

[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Who needs hubbub when there's a young woman by the name of March 7th ready to talk about her daily adventures which also just happen to include working at a maid and butler cafe. And because March is a wonderful young woman who deserves to be supported, it's only natural that her good friend Wriothesley eventually makes the trip over one day to cheer her on.

Also, apparently they have good tea service there.

Which is how he's here, standing in the lobby while Ishmael greets him in a maid dress, his face caught between amusement, interest (don't think too much about it), and surprise, resisting the urge to snap a picture. (It's fine, he'll grab a bromide later.) Give him ten seconds to process things before: ]


Sure. Lead the way.
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001.

[personal profile] sakanagis 2024-05-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
( Rin is... annoyed. Upset, even. He'd been so close to taking the Throne of Creation, of finally being able to put to rest the entire thing -- and then he's here. Back in a Tokyo, and this time without Aogami. It is dreadfully, horribly lonely in his head without the other man.

But he can focus. Get some lay of the land and understand how this is possible -- his existence as the Nahobino without the other half that makes the form possible.

And if someone is offering help? Rin would be a fool to turn that down. He's sure he looks odd, the long hair that still waves in a breeze that doesn't exist, wearing what looks like an armored body suit under the sweats he'd been given.

First things first.
)

What happened to Tokyo? Where I'm from it was ( Revived as a miracle after it was destroyed in Armageddon? ) alright. For the moment.
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😳

[personal profile] wheft 2024-05-01 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO HOLD HANDS, VAL

because ishmael is also processing things in her brain as she leads him inside the cafe, don't worry. on one hand, at least it's someone that she's actually friends with. on the other, it's wriothesley, certified tea freak and someone who ishmael has been holding a candle for a while now. somehow it's a little embarrassing to have him encounter her like this now, when normally she wouldn't even think twice about serving him back then...

regardless, she leads him to his seat, taking a napkin and flicking it open before spreading it over his lap. ]


Your esteemed maid Eliza will be serving you today. [ she bows. there will be a lot of bowing. please don't make me type it all out. ] I believe that you are interested in the afternoon tea seat?
frostfist: (pic#16873259)

[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ maids was funnier. you can tag me if you want handholding

Though somehow instead of handholding, she's carefully arranging a napkin over his lap? Having never been to any sort of themed cafe before - Monseiur Arouet over at Cafe Lutece would no doubt have a fit over the disrespect paid to the cafe name here - the motion catches him offguard, a sudden awareness of just how close her hands are rising in his chest. He really should have grilled March for more details before showing up at the door. ]


Eliza. [ Don't mind him as he just casually repeats that name. Did she pick it? Did they assign it to her? ] And that's correct. But if you have another recommendation, I'm all ears.
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saber / fate/samurai remnant

[personal profile] shiroize 2024-05-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
1. arrival

    Yamato Takeru
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    Username: saber1234
    Civilian Identity: Ken Shiratori
    Age: ???
    Species: Heroic Spirit
    Origin: Earth

    What is your fantasy?

    I'd like to always have a bowl of rice! Oh, and if it has miso soup, it would be even better!


    [ to those that are seeing them in person, saber is... well, to put it shortly, absolutely dazzled by everything. for someone who had, at most, seen 17th century edo, this was like a whole different world...and apparently, that's exactly what it is! but they understand their mission well enough. kill monsters? sign them the fuck up!

    they can be found in the cafeteria, practically wolfing down their onigiri and salad. ]


    This is incredible! How do they get this texture...? [ they look over at you, amber eyes sparkling with energy. ] Hey, are you going to eat that?

2. kaiju hunting
    [ so the day has come to finally do a mission. thanks to their riding skill, hopping from tokyo to kyoto wasn't as difficult as it might have been for others (and if it was, then they would never admit it), but now that it's time to rumble, they're excited. they face down the unsuspecting lone yama-kujira with its piglet with a shine in their eyes not too dissimilar from a cat that has locked onto its prey.

    luring and capturing is far too complicated for saber...but eliminating the adult yama-kujira? leave that to them.

    with a wave of their hand, a sword appears in their hand. ]


    I imagine that the adult is its mother. I'll distract her and kill her. You can take the child. Do you understand?

    [ yes, they are saying that they're going to take on a 10 meter wild boar... because they know that they are strong. on the flip side, they cannot imagine that many people in this place are as strong as they are. so it's only natural for saber to take on more of the heavy lifting. ]

3. maid day!
    [ for something that's meant to be a prank, saber is... actually pretty okay with it? aside from the initial shock of seeing their clothes automatically changing, the outfit itself is actually... kind of cute!

    was this meant to be a prank? sure. but if there's something that saber's not going to do, it's let someone best them. if they want to put them in a maid costume, then they're going to flaunt it. ]


    Behold! They may have thought that this would deter me as some sort of joke, but it suits me rather well, I believe!

4. wildcard
    ( please let me know if there's anything that you would like to play with me! my plurk is [plurk.com profile] odasaku or you could DM me. i'm pretty flexible! )
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odette stewart ( vampire: the masquerade, ttrpg oc ) new!

[personal profile] diabatties 2024-05-01 02:48 am (UTC)(link)

Odette Stewart
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Username: 🌹 rosebud
Civilian Identity: Clara Fairfax
Age: 20
Species: Vampire
Origin: London, UK (Earth)

What is your fantasy?

I'm going to send Val to the sunken place!!


⚠️ clean up
( Perhaps it was a silly complaint, but even in a hazardous area, Odette cannot be swayed to put on the sanitation suit. It's ugly, she thinks. She would not be caught dead seen wearing it. As such, she's opted to wear the form fitting plug suit, her long pink hair pulled back into a neat bun, and wearing a pair of thick gloves. Despite this, she's fairly diligent in her work: sifting through the rotting bodies and debris oddly unperturbed. Prior experience, perhaps?

As Odette chucks a stray limb into her waste bag, she has to push the thought back in her mind that, if Laci were here, they'd be having a field day. )


Man, I'd kill for some boba.

( She's doing her best not to dwell too hard on all this... )

🐗 kyoto & kaiju
( A part of her cannot but help but feel as though this was a bad omen. But then, this wouldn't be her first time coming to blows with a pack of feral hogs (South Texas, you're still on notice.) Her ability in potence, at least, has improved since. And boy, does she have a score to settle. )

Stand back. This might get messy.

( Is she just... charging at Yama-Kujira? And taking a hold of its tusks? Yeah, this is happening right now. )

💖 maid day
( For once, Odette appears to be in her element. She dons a frilly, crisp, pink uniform as she stands in line at the office, more than happy to make small talk with whomever is unfortunate to be standing beside her, as she pours over the papers attached to her clipboard. )

Ah, you wanna go over these together?

🃏 wildcard
( Hit me with what you've got, man. I'm flexible! )
Edited 2024-05-01 02:55 (UTC)
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Gebura | Library of Ruina | New Character

[personal profile] bemist 2024-05-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)

GEBURA
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Username: redmist
Civilian Identity: Kali Mohan
Age: ???????
Species: Human... ish
Origin: District 23

What is your fantasy?

If you want something, do something about it


ARRIVAL

[ There's just this? Tall, heavily scarred woman?? Sitting at one of the tables, investigating her onigiri and ginger salad with the air of one who is just a little wary of it. Which, totally fine. Maybe she's not fond of crab. Or--

She sighs, taking a bite of the onigiri and chewing thoughtfully. ]


... Probably not human, at least.

[ OR THAT. ]


IT'S NOT EASY BEING RED

[ We won't talk about how long it took Gebura to accept going into any kind of warping technology, the answer is "longer than you expected". She's here now, she's prepared for a fight, and if you come across her here, she's definitely in the middle of one. She's got an alarming-looking sword (as in it is red and fleshy-looking and looks like it also has a bunch of eyes and bones? Teeth?) and is currently using it to smack one of the charging adults back with the broad side of it, flipping it backwards to skewer another behind her. She's swift about it; there aren't any unnecessary movements here, though she does look exasperated as yet another three of these boars begin their charge. ]

For something that's supposed to be blind, you sure don't seem to like how I look.

[ She wasn't that loud?? Come on!! How do they even know her hair is red?!

Anyway, join her if you'd like, or maybe duck, it's a big sword and her balance still isn't quite correct, thanks to earlier travel. ]


MAYBE IT'S MAIDBELLINE

[ Okay, maybe she's one of the people who dragged her feet on the paperwork. But sometimes you don't remember your blood type? What kind of age is she supposed to give here? Thirties? Forties? "It's complicated"?? It's too much of a pain. And all the forms??

Well. She's got no choice now, and also she's dressed oh so beautifully. Yes, she still has the sword. Yes, she is not putting the sword down while she's waiting in line.

Yes, she does look like she's going to stab you if you say anything about the attire. But just in case-- ]


It wasn't my idea. I'd take a pair of pants any day.

[ AND YET, HERE SHE IS. ]


WILDCARD

[ Anything else! Wildcard or DM me and we can work something out! ]
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1. text; @CURSE

[personal profile] gimu 2024-05-01 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
miso soup really does go with everything, doesn't it?
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[personal profile] wheft 2024-05-01 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ whoa.... two (2) whole threads....... ok ill do it later

for now, her smile widens - a more genuine one compared to her customer-service one that she has to put up for the other masters coming in and out of the cafe, proud of herself for guessing right. he can be a little predictable sometimes, tbh. why else would he be here? ]


I do always recommend the afternoon tea set. We have plenty of flavors here to choose from, and I'm certain that all of them will suit your palate wonderfully.

[ despite her reservations, she still manages to stay in character, and she opens a menu for wario to select from. please choose quickly, she's still not good at this........... ]
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arrival!!

[personal profile] wheft 2024-05-01 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ whoa, she is freakin' tall. the visible scars on gebura's person doesn't deter ishmael one bit as she's seated on the same table as her for lunch, but she is raising a brow at the other woman's assumed pickiness. ]

I don't think they serve human here, thankfully. Unlike back home, it's actually frowned upon in most worlds, from what I can tell.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ we are going to look so cliquey on this tdm

This really is some service though. All he has to do is sit here and everything is just done for him? Sure, he has plenty of people at his beck and call back at the Fortress, but this is on a completely different level. Honestly? It's a little unsettling, especially for someone with as gritty a background as himself.

But the fact that it's Ishmael standing in front of him and that all of this is just an elaborate charade makes it a little easier. That, and the prospect of a freshly brewed pot of tea.

Unfortunately for Ishmael, he is going to take his sweet time perusing the menu. ]


Do you take requests?
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maidbelline hehe

[personal profile] axethrows 2024-05-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that's one way to stand out while standing in line. Not that seeing creepy weapons is anything new to her, but a fellow tall maid who is standing nearby in another line had to glance over to see who else is around her and sometimes a tall woman in a maid dress with a sword gets your attention.]

Pants do sounds nice right now, don't they? At least this dress is more comfortable than expected, but these heels are really not working out-

[She doesn't care what others think, she will take off her shoes the longer she has to stand out in this hell of a line.]
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1B

[personal profile] bowtography 2024-05-01 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
... Can we maybe test it on another ride?

[ March is giving the teacups the wariest of side glances, as though a teacup went and killed her entire family and then gave her amnesia, but whenever she picks up porcelain, those fleeting fragments of a tormented past shine brightly like diamonds--

Okay, no. But she is staring at it incredibly suspiciously as though she really doesn't trust this ride. ]
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[personal profile] hitokiller 2024-05-01 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I hear ya.

( loud and clear, buddy.

and as saber manifests their blade, izou doesn't even blink. he's seen some weird shit in his time. swords that can shoot beams, for one...

he angles his own steel towards the hulking monstrosity of a boar. )


But just 'cause I understand doesn't mean I gotta do stuff yer way. How 'bout you take the pipsqueak and I get the big guy?
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arrival.

[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Most people aren't usually so chipper after being told they've been all but abducted from their beds and informed they're now part of some giant monster-hunting coalition, so that chipper voice across the table? Yeah, it catches his attention.

He looks over at the stranger, and then down at his plate. ]


That is why I got it. [ Please, let him have this one meal that's actually palatable. ] But if you're really craving for more, I'm sure a well-timed compliment to the chef can't hurt.
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ HIS TEACUP RIDE DREAMS......

He doesn't pull away from the switch just yet, though his gaze flits over to March, who truly looks as though the teacups have murdered her family and are coming for her next. Because he is a good (citation needed) person, he'll ultimately respect her wishes, but he does at least have to ask why first. ]


You don't like the idea of spinning around in circles while sitting in an oversized teacup?

[ Who really does tbh but like. It's tea. ]
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[personal profile] wheft 2024-05-01 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ STOP we gotta wait for more people to lock in......

she blinks rapidly, as though taken aback. she can do requests, of course, but she was kind of hoping that he'd select something from the menu already - the ones that she knows how to make by now. but even that isn't enough in her opinion? she should've asked him for advice or even some lessons beforehand, ugh.

no time to whine over that, though. she'll have to ask him after her shift. for now, she nods. ]


Certainly. What would you like?
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Sampo Koski | Honkai Star Rail

[personal profile] lovebombing 2024-05-01 03:26 am (UTC)(link)

SAMPO KOSKI
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Username: moneymoneymoney
Civilian Identity: Brughel Poisson
Age: old enough where knees hurt going up the stairs
Species: Human
Origin: Belobog(?)

What is your fantasy?

Making max profit!


1. HELLO, CLOWN GOD? IT'S ME, SAMPO

[This is a headache and a half.]

[In fact, a certain blue-haired and very handsome merchant is going to take to the network to complain about it! What is WITH all of this? LILITH, and eye implants, and kaiju, oh my...]


Fam.

If you're trying to prank a guy, this is NOT the way to do it! Seriously!

But if this isn't a prank...I'm a busy guy! I was just ready to get a deal going with the nice guy down the street, really, can I ask them to send me back? Please let them send me back! I'm worthless, here! Ya gotta believe me!

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease please pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee


[Please....shut him up.]

2. LIVING THE BROKE LIFE

[Well, complaining isn't going to change his circumstances. Sampo Koski, relic hunter extraordinaire, is sighing a heavy, tragic sigh in this cafeteria, all while fiddling and poking at his wrist implant. If you though he'd be down in the dumps, too bad! He's coming over to thrust his wrist into your view:]

Hey, do a fella a favor, huh? Can you tell me how much this is? [The amount of Kryptos, he means.] Ehe, I mean, it seems like a lot, but my merchant's intuition is telling me this ain't great pay...

[Barely any money?? HE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD (no).]

3. SUS. SO SUS

[Here on the cleanup crew for the park, later? Great! There's help all around, here, with your fellow crewmates in these giant stupid sanitation suits. In fact, here comes one now - the color is blue, and the muffled and very obnoxious voice coming from inside is chipper, despite....the circumstances.]

Hey. Think about it! Juuuust think about it. What if one of us was, like, a serial killer? And stabbed everyone while wearing one of these things, huh? Wouldn't that be be pretty messed up, or what?

[....]

[Well, wouldn't it?]


4. MAID IT ALL UP

[Someone is taking the costume changes pretty easily, honestly! The man is more than comfortable in his maid outfit (sans horns), here, strutting around like he was born in them.]

[However....something must have gone amiss with how you look. Is it a tousled bow? Some dust on your shoulders? A pleated skirt with too many folds? He's clicking his tongue as he's coming along, shaking his head.]


Hmm. You're a little out of sorts there, friend! I shall NOT take this outfit malfunction standing! We have to keep up appearances, don't we? Here. Let Sampo take care of it-

[He's already reaching forward to brush or fix or do whatever minor little thing it is to fix your outfit.]

Ah, better, riiiight? And people say I don't do things for free-!

5. WILDCARD

[Want to do something with this rapscallion of a con artist salesman? THROW WHATEVER U WANT AT ME, DM or plurk @ vampirize! He's open for everything!]
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[personal profile] frostfist 2024-05-01 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't worry girl, it's not about tea.

Since he's here already and since the booth is quite comfy, he leans back, the mild smile on his face growing wider (and not in any reassuring way). Might as well enjoy his time here while he can, sorry Ishmael. ]


Instead of 'Master', I'd prefer to be called 'Your Grace' imstead.

[ i promised you his stupid-ass title lore so........here you go ]
Edited (i'm changing some words, sorry) 2024-05-01 03:30 (UTC)