[ Oh, if only he were an unscrupulous person. He could make bank off Johnny's sordid past. SAMURAI's after parties are urban legends of debauchery—the booze, the pills, the synthcoke, the groupies—and for a while Vincent thought maybe people were exaggerating. Kerry, Nancy, Denny and Henry, they are seemed like...well, like normal fucking people once he got to know them. Sure, there were rehab stints, broken marriages and estranged children, a pool filled with cement once...but that's just showbiz, isn't it? Makes everyone a little (okay, a lot) crackbrained.
But then there's Johnny. The hub all other spokes rotated around, much to the chagrin of members like Kerry, the undisputed soul and sex symbol of SAMURAI. Surely not everyone wanted to fuck Johnny Silverhand, Vincent said to himself, like a dumbass, one night after popping a bunch of omega blockers because Johnny was driving him insane with his insatiable libido. After a whole Arasaka Tower and Mikoshi firebombed, however, he has to admit: he gets it now. The tapeworm is ungodly, infuriatingly charismatic. If the tapeworm wants to go blow up Militech next, well...
We salute you! ] "Here Lies Johnny Silverhand: Fucked and Sucked His Way To Glory." [ Herculean task to keep a straight face, obvious by how pinched his crow's feet are. ] 'Cause that's what's gonna happen, Johnny—I'm going to fuckin' kill you, in the French sense of the term. [ Now he's smiling, gently, the same way he does before tearing through a pack of gonks. ]
CW: Sexual Themes (We're making Johnny wear a Mature 17+ sign from now on, just in case)
But then there's Johnny. The hub all other spokes rotated around, much to the chagrin of members like Kerry, the undisputed soul and sex symbol of SAMURAI. Surely not everyone wanted to fuck Johnny Silverhand, Vincent said to himself, like a dumbass, one night after popping a bunch of omega blockers because Johnny was driving him insane with his insatiable libido. After a whole Arasaka Tower and Mikoshi firebombed, however, he has to admit: he gets it now. The tapeworm is ungodly, infuriatingly charismatic. If the tapeworm wants to go blow up Militech next, well...
We salute you! ] "Here Lies Johnny Silverhand: Fucked and Sucked His Way To Glory." [ Herculean task to keep a straight face, obvious by how pinched his crow's feet are. ] 'Cause that's what's gonna happen, Johnny—I'm going to fuckin' kill you, in the French sense of the term. [ Now he's smiling, gently, the same way he does before tearing through a pack of gonks. ]