They don't...if they had tentacles here, they would be made out of plastic, or some sort of robot. That can't be comfortable. [He stands up and closes the cabinet.] I don't think tentacles in general are safe at all.

[Apparently, this establishment wants its users to bring in their own toys or buy something downstairs. Taryons peers at the tiled ceiling for a second bofore the unthinkable is asked.]

You never heard of bath salts? What do you do when you take baths back home? You-oh gods, you just used soap when you cleaned yourself. You never had a classy bath.

[Forget their investigation, Taryon takes out a container painted with bubble and mermaid imagery stating that it smells like the "fresh sea" or whatever that means.]

You've got to experience it at least once in your life. You have your swimming clothes, don't you? Let's try it here.