Y- [He stops himself before he can agree. There is no longer a hypothetical second party for this hypothetical act of intercourse.] I thought it was the strangest flavor.

[He pockets the condom. So many comments he had in his head now had to be filtered before being spoken.]

Although it's not the worst thing they've invented. Not only is it easier to clean, and no one has to wipe stuff out of his hair, but it makes the whole...act less gross.

[A long, hard sigh.] Sorry, now it's just weird to talk about this with you.