[Either this bed is horrendous and Astarion is pulling a prank, or it's genuinely awesome.
Taryon will trust his friend.] Alright. What's the worst that can--
[He drops himself onto the mattress, expecting it to be filled with the softest fabric, but the force with which he propels onto the water bed bounces him off of the surface. His body lifts off the bed, and in his effort to catch himself, he loses his balance and falls onto his side. He continues to flop around several times and eventually learns to stop trying to grab something and let himself lay on the wobbling surface until hes finally lying flat on his face.]
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[Either this bed is horrendous and Astarion is pulling a prank, or it's genuinely awesome.
Taryon will trust his friend.] Alright. What's the worst that can--
[He drops himself onto the mattress, expecting it to be filled with the softest fabric, but the force with which he propels onto the water bed bounces him off of the surface. His body lifts off the bed, and in his effort to catch himself, he loses his balance and falls onto his side. He continues to flop around several times and eventually learns to stop trying to grab something and let himself lay on the wobbling surface until hes finally lying flat on his face.]