Let's negotiate the terms later. I do not accept underwear as payment.

[But when he arrives, the issue has left his mind. The bright interior is magical enough to soothe his disgust.]

It's only polite. It's not our real room. [He sidles inside, followed by the giant robot, and is transfixed by the ceiling paint job.] Oh...wow...this must have taken days to design! How come no other hotels do this?