[You'd think that having worn skirts before and having had to be in a maid's dress the last time the style chips glitched would make things a little easier, but nope, you'd be wrong! Jerks are jerks no matter when or where they strike.

That's why he's sorely tempted by Kadaj's offer to help, except the notion seems to make him pale slightly at the same time. He knows what it's like to be attacked by unnatural wolves, unfortunately. So he merely shakes his head a bit, sighing.]

Let's... leave the wolves for when we're dealing with a real threat. Just in case.

[He's not sure he could stomach seeing some hapless idiots being mauled. They may be opportunistic twits, but still...]

No, I just need to get my act together and politely but firmly reprimand them. Remind them that the staff aren't part of the menu.