"I think the last interaction I had with an Autobot medic involved kidnapping her and dangling her over a pit of lava!"
He throws back the rest of his energon then makes a face like he's just chomped down on a whole lemon.
"I think the odds of you being from a reality where you're used to a Megatron that's given up the war is a staggering coincidence and that I'm probably mad for even entertaining the idea of letting you near my face with a sharp instrument, as well as the fact that if you did want to jump on me and claw my face off, there's probably not much I could do to dissuade you!" He finishes this tirade by folding his hands politely on the table. "I also know that Autobots are extremely annoying about their morals, and that if we are going to be stuck here for the foreseeable future, then we can get the murder attempt out the way first."
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He throws back the rest of his energon then makes a face like he's just chomped down on a whole lemon.
"I think the odds of you being from a reality where you're used to a Megatron that's given up the war is a staggering coincidence and that I'm probably mad for even entertaining the idea of letting you near my face with a sharp instrument, as well as the fact that if you did want to jump on me and claw my face off, there's probably not much I could do to dissuade you!" He finishes this tirade by folding his hands politely on the table. "I also know that Autobots are extremely annoying about their morals, and that if we are going to be stuck here for the foreseeable future, then we can get the murder attempt out the way first."
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"And it really is extremely uncomfortable."