I suppose it's hard to tell if they should be shrink-wrapped in a library.

( A dramatic sigh, knowing smirk. But then, more serious - )

And I know you're young, and curious, and there's a boyfriend. But books like that aren't real life. ( Is this ... The Talk? ) The school's education is probably still sorely lacking, yes? You need something better. Something that won't frighten you off.

( He's seen the light-sticks, okay? So he's holding a hand out. Give it. )