[Find his dumb ass, latch onto it like a leech and suck his dumb brain dry!

He makes meals out of his feet at this point, she should know that well enough by now. You'd think he were a money or a toddler for as much as he puts them in his mouth! Dummy. Absolute, Grade A dummy. But he's her dumdum. That counts for something.]

It is. It's like that guy who goes to sleep and wakes up a hundred years later. Sometimes it feels like I missed out on things.

[Exactly. Just as he needs to remember to think of her feelings, it'd help for her to think how startling it was for him to discover her as a doctor at the speed dating. His girlfriend became a woman overnight, for him.]

Okay... As long as you're sure. Because I do love doing things for you, too! Maybe I can send you a fun selfie every month to be your own personal calendar. That could be fun.

[Hopefully he'll have his head in the game enough to think to put 'nsfw' or some kind of spicy emoji in the header.

...don't tempt him, Hiyori...!

Relief cascades over him as they kiss, filling him with blissful warm happiness. This is what he's always craved when he proposed to her all those times... The chance to show her exactly what he was feeling and to share in the joy she brings to him simply by existing and allowing him to share in her life. The light on her ring makes his stomach do a little flip and, nosing her gently, he sighs happily into their kiss, lips curling up at being given a last name.

Her last name.]

Yato Iki... I still love the sound of that. Gods get titles often, but there's something so humbling and wonderful about being granted a human name.