[Some might say that it's that determination to remain collected and aloof that turns him into a prime target. Like he's hard mode for teasing or something.

Just out of curiosity, Yato switches the thing on and watches it buzz away for a bit before turning it off and shoving it back in the bag with a pout.]

I didn't stop anywhere like that, if that's what you're implying! That's what's got me confused! Maybe I ended up with someone else's bag somehow...

[All the same, he tries again, getting some...thing? that is decidedly NOT child-friendly and thus confirming his worries about the rest of the contents. ANYWAY!! Setting that bag aside with a huge blush running across his face!]