[Meanwhile he's still standing because this isn't a stairwell where an idiot like him can roll under some stairs, sob, and die, so this isn't going the best, but also not the worst.]

Are you kidding? [Ow, maybe he said that a bit too loudly, headache not the best, but also not the worst.] Even if we are on the same side, there's not a lot of people who'd go from one end of the base to the other- or wherever you came from, just to help some idiot they never met.